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i got men i got women i got everything i need except your wallet

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*shows you a slideshow with an arrow connecting a picture of me to a raccoon* the similarities just add up. you can't prove me wrong.

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god is a reflection in pond water and i am a little pebble that skips across

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you could be having fun with a silly bitch like me but you decided to date fonzie instead

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this is my house, my rules. i don't care if you're "lactose intolerant", your beliefs won't stop me from feeding you cheesecake.

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YEAH you could send me pipe bombs but why not just send me cats instead, that'll incapacitate me just as effectively

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is that what they mean by "taking the piss"... that seems a bit rude, stealing someone's piss

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don't meet your idols, turn them into indescribable horrors that envelop the world in sin

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how do bees make honey and can i do it too, i'm asking for a friend

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‘classical landscape paintings of brutalist concrete structures’ generated by AI with Stable Diffusion, Lkewis Hackett, 2022

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where’s elon’s secret tumblr account i want to bully him

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hey your mom called. she says she misses me and wants me to call. bitch

FCUK you. im better than u are