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✨️Introduction to me and my blog✨️

Hiii! Hello! Welcome to my lil fandom blog! I'm in a pretty wide variety of fandoms, so I'll be writing fanfics and reblogging for all sorts of stuff.

PLEASE be aware that this blog WILL contain not only smut and sexual things, but also heavy topics on occasion. I will always try to put trigger warnings CLEARLY at the beginning of any fic with heavy stuff, and tag it accordingly but if I do slip up and forget something, please kindly let me know so I can fix it ASAP! I want this blog to have a little something for everyone and I want the people who stop by to feel comfortable here.

That being said,

DNI: MAPs, minors, proshippers, TERFs, transphobes, homophobes, racists, and just generally anyone who's gonna be a negative jerk. Leave if you don't like me or my stuff. You will be blocked and not given any attention.

I would not normally mind minors, at least when it comes to my SFW stuff, but honestly with the whole NSFW and heavy topics thing Im doing here, id rather you guys go somewhere else. Sorry yall.

ANYWAY, as far as me personally,

Hi, I go by Andromeda on here! 💜 (or just Meda!)

I am 22, I use she/her/hers, and I am demisexual/biromantic. I am a dog mom to one aloof and bossy corgi, and wife to a tall golden retriever gamer boy.

I have a chronic illness and sit at home a lot, thus I have a plethora of hobbies and I bake a mean chocolate chip cookie.

Ask me whatever else you wanna know! I'm a pretty open book tbh.

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Welcome Home NSFW HCs!

I hate to say it but I went absolutely feral when I found out NSFW was allowed now. Like Im sorry, maybe this sounds bad but I have been waiting for this. I will now be sinning, thank you for understanding.

Wally Darling🍎

He whimpers. Like, a lot. Whether he's on top or bottom, it doesn't take long for him to become a blushing, whimpering mess.

He doesn't initiate much, but is quick to get aroused and is pretty much always dtf. He thinks you look pretty during sex, AND it makes you so happy! Of course he wants to!

Suck on his neck. Just do it.

Sex with you is the only time he doesn't mind his hair getting messy. And that's good news for you because watching his hair fall into his face while he pounds you turns your brain to jelly

He loves when you ride him while he sits up. That way he can wrap his arms around you and tell you how good you make him feel

Soft dom 100%

Howdy Pillar🐛

He BIG

He appears bashful and vanilla on the surface, but as soon as he flips the sign on the Bugdega to 'Closed', he's got you pinned to the counter

LOVES when you suck his fingers while he fucks you

Usually doesn't like public stuff, but you didn't exactly hear him complaining that time you crawled under the counter when business was slow...

Aftercare is MIIIINT. All those arms mean premium cuddles, and his go-to is usually to wrap you up in a blanket and grab some snacks from the store

All those arms ALSO means he can grip your hips AND pin you down at the same time

Barnaby B. Beagle💙

High sex drive. Sometimes his body will react before he even KNOWS he's horny, and he'll just start humping you. This probably should embarrass him, but instead he just gives you a goofy blushy smile and says "Mind giving me a hand here?"

Freaking LOVES the mating press. But really, he loves any position that lets him jackhammer into you. He likes it fast. Hope youre ready to cum repeatedly!

He's all about licking as foreplay. Up your neck, the insides of your thighs, swirling around your nipples, you name it.

He thinks it's really cute to watch you try and fit his cock in your mouth. It's simply too large. He might try to help you along, but he rather enjoys watching your attempts before you give up and just settle for licking around the tip

You once asked him to knot you during sex. Neither of you had done it before, and had no idea you could get stuck like that. You laid in bed for at least an hour with him inside you after that. Although, secretly, it was kinda hot.

Loves to comment on how small you are compared to him. Will always gaze lovingly down at the bulge in your stomach caused by his cock. He also loves when you comment on it too. Things like "You're so big!" or "You're gonna break me in half!" really get his tail wagging

Julie Joyful🌷

Total switch. And you love both! Seeing her get all sly and dommy or flustered and squirmy are equally enjoyable. She's a cutie either way!

Regardless, she doesn't tend to take sex too seriously. She giggles at mistakes and is quick to smile reassuringly at you if something new doesn't work out or you get too shy

Oh, she thinks you're just the prettiest thing she's ever seen! Whether you're laying with your face between her legs or blooming like a spring flower during an orgasm, she is absolutely taken with you. Don't you DARE let her hear you talking badly about your body! She will pout as she kisses and compliments every part you said you didnt like

She's not much for pain, but she WILL melt for neck bites! She'll probably scratch your back or pull your hair in return

LOOOVES taking showers together! She doesn't even mind if it doesnt lead to sex. She just likes the intimacy. But she wont complain if you want to press her against the wall and dip your hand between her thighs.

Will absolutely smack your ass and run away giggling every time you bend over to do something. Sometimes you just chuckle and roll your eyes, and sometimes you chase after her for revenge