randyjaded

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SHIT YOUR PANTS!!!!!!

his ass is not driving.

YOu dont fucking know that. ITs a photo so of course its not gonna move. this could haev beenn taken when he was moving at 70mph. You dont know ANYTHING about this guy yet you claim to make such bold assumptions as "His ass is not driving" Well you cant even see his ass! How do you know anything? YOu just go around looking at things and taking them as they are I bet peekaboo still scares the shit out of you you little baby.

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randyjaded stays winning

r800 she/her when?

Depends on the day for r800

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hell yea

can i draw r800 in oil

Absolutely

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keep sluttin it girl <3

congrats on having 18+ content babygirl , keep whoring it up

My content has been 18 plus for like, a WHILE, but with some future plans I’d say it’s best to clarify now really 🔥

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moved house!

look how great all my dialtown boys look together , can’t wait to get my grubby paws on mingus :3c

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nice!

you radiate milf energy , does it milk?

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i pay $5 a month The least i can get is a vaguely threatening email every now and then

instagram broadcast? bring back the ranmail emails.

Every day I pray for the ability to email my subscribers and every day I am dissapointed once more

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randy jade in his natural habitat

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pros & cons of my user being so iconic ,

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shane ! my beautiful wife ! :D

stardew hypfix has me brainrotting so erm take some art :3c

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YIPPEE

is uk shipping gna be crazy expensive again Sadge

Trying my best to always have shipping as affordable as it can be! I think its a better system than the genloss drop if that helps any!

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amen !!

Merch comes out in ONE WEEK SO HERES SOME UPDATES

I saw people in my asks for prices so I’ll give you guys what we have right now (subject to change!)

Particle eyes Beanie 26-28 (it is a very complicated design LMAO)

Black shirt 26-28

Mineral wash purple shirt 30-32 (trust me it looks sick, but I wanted to add a cheaper option for a shirt as well!)

Sweatshirt+joggers ATM UNSURE but I’d say the range is like 60-70 probably closer to 60

R800 jacket will be a LITTLE on the more expensive side, but trust me when I say the quality is incredible and it’s super comfortable for a racing jacket. I don’t plan for it to be extremely expensive tho

Particle plushie ATM unsure I’ll update you guys on this when I can, but I don’t see it being too expensive!

AND IN TERMS OF TEXTURE

all of it is SUPER comfortable, no itchy labels or anything.

THE HOODIE AND THE PANTS are closer to the feeling of the OG Ranboo hoodie! Not EXACTLY but imo this new one feels so much nicer!!!

The beanie is going to be slightly bigger than the genloss one, because I heard complaints about it being too small

The plushies arms and legs are LOOSE but have magnets in the hands to hold silly things!!!

This is going to last for a BIT HOWEVER

the later you order the later it will arrive! (That’s just how stock works lmao) so sign up for the email if you want to potentially get an EARLY ACCESS CODE!!!

Let me know if you have any more questions! This is gonna be an awesome drop I hope you guys like it!

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hi babygirl is the jacket gonna be zip up or buttoned .? OH OH or any inside pockets ??

Merch comes out in ONE WEEK SO HERES SOME UPDATES

I saw people in my asks for prices so I’ll give you guys what we have right now (subject to change!)

Particle eyes Beanie 26-28 (it is a very complicated design LMAO)

Black shirt 26-28

Mineral wash purple shirt 30-32 (trust me it looks sick, but I wanted to add a cheaper option for a shirt as well!)

Sweatshirt+joggers ATM UNSURE but I’d say the range is like 60-70 probably closer to 60

R800 jacket will be a LITTLE on the more expensive side, but trust me when I say the quality is incredible and it’s super comfortable for a racing jacket. I don’t plan for it to be extremely expensive tho

Particle plushie ATM unsure I’ll update you guys on this when I can, but I don’t see it being too expensive!

AND IN TERMS OF TEXTURE

all of it is SUPER comfortable, no itchy labels or anything.

THE HOODIE AND THE PANTS are closer to the feeling of the OG Ranboo hoodie! Not EXACTLY but imo this new one feels so much nicer!!!

The beanie is going to be slightly bigger than the genloss one, because I heard complaints about it being too small

The plushies arms and legs are LOOSE but have magnets in the hands to hold silly things!!!

This is going to last for a BIT HOWEVER

the later you order the later it will arrive! (That’s just how stock works lmao) so sign up for the email if you want to potentially get an EARLY ACCESS CODE!!!

Let me know if you have any more questions! This is gonna be an awesome drop I hope you guys like it!

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:3

will the merch only be available for the week of streams..??? :,(

Nope! Its gonna be available for a WHILE

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totally agree Giggles :3

I CAN FINALLY SAY THIS NOW.

I’ll talk about this more on stream when I do my big rant:

I did like the fnaf movie.

BUT

I did leave the theater just ITCHING to rewrite just a FEW bits. I LOVED it and enjoyed its strengths but like there were just a couple things that I was like “if this aspect was changed ever so slightly I would have loved it even more” I think they’ve set up the next film well though I’m super pumped

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what bits would you have rewritten , ?

I CAN FINALLY SAY THIS NOW.

I’ll talk about this more on stream when I do my big rant:

I did like the fnaf movie.

BUT

I did leave the theater just ITCHING to rewrite just a FEW bits. I LOVED it and enjoyed its strengths but like there were just a couple things that I was like “if this aspect was changed ever so slightly I would have loved it even more” I think they’ve set up the next film well though I’m super pumped

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. Motherfucker.

what Game r u playing tonight. Back rooms is ominous.

backrooms