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March 2021 calendar. This month inspired by Raymond Chandler: “We went into the drugstore. I bought a pint of rye at the liquor counter and carried over to the stools and set it down in the cracked marble counter two copies I said black strong and made this year you can’t drink liquor in here the closer had a washed up blue smock was thin on top as to his head fairly honest eyes and his chin would never hit a wall before he saw movie and Regan watched reached into her bag for a pack of cigarettes and check a couple of those just like a man she held them toward me it’s against the law to drink liquor in here the clerk said I like the cigarettes and then paying attention to him he drew 2 cups of coffee from attorneys nickel earn and set them in front of us he looked at the bottle of rye hundred and her breath and said we’re really OK I watch the street while you pour it do you want instead of the display window with his back to us in his ears hang out my hearts in my mouth doing that I said and unscrew the top of the whiskey bottle and loaded the coffee the lawn Forssman this town is perfect I feel probation anymore is this place is a nightclub and they had to uniform men in the lobby every night to see that the guests and bringing their own liquor instead of buying from the house the clerk turn suddenly and walked back behind the counter and we had a little past winter in the prescription room receptor a load of coffee I looked at Vivian‘s face in the mirror have a coffee urn in the back of the copier.” That voice recognition works perfectly! “I never earned a nickel from another man’s sweat!” #iateawholechocolatecakeatthattime https://www.instagram.com/p/CMILr6RHhgA/?igshid=100dxehhwdgbz

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#marchgoals delete 10% of the 14,000 photos on my phone. https://www.instagram.com/p/CL7fJaZnj8r/?igshid=hek8thcy1vvi

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creepykitchencalendar dot com March 2021 already. https://www.instagram.com/p/CL5lpSJnCrm/?igshid=1jy0i84sk89lo

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A woman asked me, “Didn’t you work at Joseph’s, or The Pasta Burrito?” I laughed, but from now on The Pasta Burrito will be shorthand for things that either shouldn’t exist and do, or don’t exist but could. (Pictured: hallway at the Hobart Arms.) #dreamjournal #thepastaburrito #hobartarmsapartments #pastaburrito #beefypotatorito https://www.instagram.com/p/CL11CilnifF/?igshid=1h8et5ajkf7v2

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Help me decide what to do with stimulus check if it ever arrives! A. Take advantage of the “move-in special” (first month half off if you pay in cash) and rent a one bedroom apartment at the beautiful Vermont Arms! B. Move to Vermont, the state, maybe Burlington? C. Throw away half my “stuff” in a frenzy of premature spring cleaning. D. Quit caffeine cold turkey. E. Quit caffeine by cutting down gradually over a six week period. Thanks in advance! https://www.instagram.com/p/CLpsBbVnlaZ/?igshid=18twc1rw0g5kg

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Happy Sunday. I hope an #ellaraines movie is on TV. https://www.instagram.com/p/CLkJSvXHMh_/?igshid=1ltnz5glqtvok

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Things generally look different in the morning. https://www.instagram.com/p/CLce61undhB/?igshid=1ho7y031sfaxw

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Happy #valentinesday❤️ from the #hotelearle #bingo room!🦟 https://www.instagram.com/p/CLSdbB9niVP/?igshid=1rcmy4getbx68

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February 2021 “other” calendar - “The Goodness of Mal” https://www.instagram.com/p/CLIWOPWHYr-/?igshid=qkhiqw31xl6a

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February 2021 Calendar “National Gin Jell-O Week” https://www.instagram.com/p/CLFckFzn_zO/?igshid=19qvae5fkap36

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I had to head out in the -25° windchill factor to four different stores for my #superbowlparty supplies. I should skip Super Bowl LV (LV for Las Vegas, who bought the refs who screwed over both the Packers and the Browns. I was hoping for a rematch of the 1965 championship game, the last year before football became the WWE) but of course I’m gonna watch it, because I’m an idiot, and it’s an excuse to party🦐🥄🩴 #yawn #beefypotatorito #playingcroquetbymyself #LordVader https://www.instagram.com/p/CLAok1gHlHK/?igshid=gi0ydhyx5lyx

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James Bond movies ranked from best to worst - on my website! Seen here: Bond in his kitchen - from Live and Let Die (1973). Note the bar set-up, waffle-iron, coffee grinder and espresso machine, pineapple, and awesome circular spice rack. https://www.instagram.com/p/CK92MmBHbIH/?igshid=1qhc497amsmex

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Day 22,294 #thebigw https://www.instagram.com/p/CKtuFE0HlQJ/?igshid=97ef659bzn3c

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At the Sustained-release Reading Room. https://www.instagram.com/p/CKkel-mHWhr/?igshid=1bqc8m437t3er

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“Sad State of Affairs” - new album from HALF - to drop soon (as soon as the laxative kicks in) - on Sockeye Records. #half #boxset #multigramvinyl #fiftyperscent #grooveshark https://www.instagram.com/p/CKaG8pun-U1/?igshid=14qwqythq8v7t

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(Left) Lawyer, inspired the Rolling Stones hit “(Don’t turn me into a) Proctologist”—(Right) Actor, Star Trek episode “Don’t turn me... into... a proctologist” #melvinbelli #multiscreenmondays https://www.instagram.com/p/CKNTehPHZX_/?igshid=yawq797s52ro