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Being like. Post-suicidal is so strange. Like hiiiii everybody im new I spent a good chunk of my life languishing and have like 3 or 4 lived experiences. But now I'm ready to fuck and party or whatever. Can we be friends. Im so happy to be here. Can we be friends

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English added by me :)

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asking "hey is it fine if I smoke in here" and before you're able to answer I've already set up a full rack of salmon over a fire in your living room

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Identical twins

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Edit to link to the original below!

https://www.tumblr.com/dreamingdeadly/711856974370865154?source=share

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The fact that makeup is considered to be “mature” and “sexulized” implies that being a clown or mime is the sluttiest job out there

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Your personal conduct is a thousand times more impactful than your political opinions, losers wish this were reverse because opinions are cheap.

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this goes so hard

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Source: tumblr.com

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Me holding a pair of magnets opposite each other and seeing them push away but then suddenly flip over and stick: enemies to lovers

Me holding two magnets a half inch apart and feeling them pull helplessly: yearn bitches

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its time

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best thing i ever accepted about people is that most people are just kind of gross like, physically

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fucking hate the hose spells in skyrim. I get so mad when they're blasting me with those even if it's doing no damage, especially if it's the ice one so now I'm going slower. knock it off.

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She wants to dance like uma thurman

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why is your cat green?

She’s built different 😌