ranger-wolfe

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when its 4am and the whole squad is zooted out their gourds trying to read the overhead menu in mcdonalds

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Astarion meeting young noble Tav for the first time at a ball where he was trying to lure his mother back to Cazador, but abandons his plan cos he’d have felt bad for leaving the timid little boy motherless. Rumour has it that the rest of Noah’s family doesn't treat him well for being an illegitimate half elven son. Astarion leaves Noah's mother alone and returns to Cazador with nothing that night. They never saw each other again after that until the nautiloid.

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would you put a discarded fruit sticker on my forehead in whimsical jest yes or no

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watch my Tav trying to resolve a conflict peacefully:

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it’s not my fault !! ☝️😟 i’m not to blame !! 🙅🏻‍♀️😔

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*dyes armor* *reloads* *dyes armor* *reloads* *dyes armor* *reloads* *dyes armor* *reloads*

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-1 bloodless

+1 happy

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TONIGHT. WE’RE DRINKING FROM THE POND.

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Baldur's Gate 3 - High Death Knight Wyll Ravengard

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By all the watching gods... that's Halsin!

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jokes that will literally never not be funny to me:

saying “speedrun strats” every time you fuck up

saying “first try” when you’ve tried the thing like 15 times, minimum

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who up being weary and haggard on a wednesday

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getting to know someone online is fantastic and beautiful but there is one glaring flaw - I don't always have something to say!!

I just want to exist with you, in the same room as you, while we both do our thing, and that is just an experience you can't replicate online.

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ohhh october be kind. on god be kind

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hey it’s okay. maybe you’ll feel better if you imagine your OCs in fucked up situations

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reblog if you wear glasses. too many mutuals don't know they have glasses wearers in their midsts