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I did it again. This gif is gold, even the red shirt is on spot.
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concept: u and i are on a date, walking through a beautiful forest. i attempt to impress u by ripping a log in half with my bare hands. u are screaming
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So am I kicked out of the fandom yet or…? (x)
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Levi what r u doing
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For anyone who cant quite find the right words this Valentines…
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Star Wars: The Force Awakens Anime Opening (I’m so sorry)
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murderer: (via text) im going to kill you
me: (a week later) omg im so sorry... i saw this when i was in the middle of doing something else and then just completely forgot about it
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Powerball odds are about 1 in 290,000,000. The odds that you beat out all the other sperm cells to fertilize your mothers egg is about 1 in 250,000,000. All of us have already won the powerball by simply existing.
#but... this is wrong??#you're more likely to exist than win the powerball??#that's literally what those odds say#???? or have I completely misinterpreted this
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My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”
but she hit send when all it said was
Hi Jeffrey, I am afraid
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cutting it close with a quick christmas nozomi
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by far the best “meme” is british lads over reacting to something normal like “IANS BLOODY GOT A WHOLE LOAF OF BREAD IN HIS FREEZER, WHAT AN ABSOLUTE MAD MAN!!!”. Gotta love Ian.
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*wants to read* *doesnt read*
*wants to draw* *doesnt draw*
*wants to study a language* *doesnt study the language*
*wants to watch new movies* *doesnt watch new movies*
*wants to do stuff i like and enjoy* *doesnt*
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10 Reasons to Hate Donald Trump
1. His ex wife admitted that he forced her into sexual situations.
2. He wants to spend billions of dollars of our already dwindling budget to build a wall to stop Mexicans from coming into the country.
3. When asked hard hitting and relevant questions by a female he avoided them and went on to blame it on her period.
4. He gave out a senators private number out of spite.
5. If he can’t fix his hair how can we expect him to fix our economy?
6. He accused all immigrants of being rapists.
7. He believes immigrants stealing jobs is actually a thing.
8. He believes that sexual assault is to be expected when men and women are put together.
9. He’s disgusted by breast feeding.
10. He’s overall just a sexist, racist bully who uses his money in order to push people around.
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