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reblog if you're corny and insufferable

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I love love love saying "I scavenged a working microwave in the boylands" but nobody ever knows the reference and it breaks my heart

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i beat myself up for not knowing enough about my special interests a lot but then i remember the average person off the street has no idea what the carboniferous is and i feel better

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well this fucking sucks

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"Are you good in bed?" No, I can't sleep.

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Mira's my favorite. She's the visual and lead dancer of HUNTR/X. Nobody can move like Mira. Apparently she's the black sheep of her family. I don't know why because she's sooo cool. Who else could wear a sleeping bag to the Met Gala?

KPop Demon Hunters (2025) dir. Maggie Kang, Chris Appelhans

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puts this in your hands and runs away so fast

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Brooklyn Nine Nine (2013-2021) The Jimmy Jab Games (S02E03)

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the horrors persist but my friends write beautiful fanfic

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toby fox is a himedanshi success story

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WASHING RICE. the thing we are talking about is WASHING RICE. PASSING WATER OVER RICE. an action that takes anywhere from 30-120 seconds. you 'DON'T KNOW HOW' to WASH RICE. you 'DON'T CARE ENOUGH TO LEARN' how to WASH RICE. the concept of IMMERSING RICE IN WATER has passed you by because you were not TAUGHT AS A CHILD.

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The treasures of the wild (berries) have no price, but they do not come without cost. The forest accepts no money, I paid for these berries with a pint of my own blood (the mosquitoes fucking got me).

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when someone tries to make china out as uniquely evil ('authoritarian') for having official state censorship policies, bear in mind that three usamerican companies are currently globally enforcing censorship policies founded in a right wing christian worldview. this is the 'freedom of speech' capitalism gets you!

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Illustration by Sophie Lucido Johnson