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The ship is safest when it is in port, but that’s not what ships were built for.
Paulo Coelho, The Pilgrimage (via emotional-algebra)
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one time when i was high i got really upset because bats eat spiders and what if batman comes into contact with spiderman what will happen will spiderman be okay
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how are middle schoolers sexually active I wasn’t even socially active
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“I realized why I was funny on Friends, cause I was just showing off for her! She’s very pretty and I just wanted to make her laugh all day long.”
-Matthew Perry
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me: *says dog's name*
dog: *ignores me*
me: *repeats his name a million times until he looks up*
me: love you
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The mind acts like an enemy for those who do not control it.
The Bhagavad Gita (via stardust-seedling)
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treeprince:
when u tryna be cheesy but everyone around u is laughtose intolerant
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Make yourself a priority. At the end of the day, you’re your longest commitment.
(via schnapsliebe)
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