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Man, all the other teams got cool schedule announcement videos full of visual gags and we got Bill Burr reading off a piece of paper.

This franchise really is garbage.

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Man, imagine being Liara T'soni. You're only 106, only barely an adult in Asari years, and you're doing some routine archeological dig on some nowhere planet. And you suddenly touch the wrong thing and a forcefield traps you in place. And then a human shows up. A beautiful alien space commander from beyond the stars comes to rescue you, with her guns and her muscles. A knight in shining power armor. Yeah I'd fall in love too. I'd follow her anywhere. And when she died, I'd turn to crime to save her. I'd sacrifice anything to bring her back. To see her again. I get it

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mich helping announce the schedule in a great the pitt parody 👀

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Traitors love red hats

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its so brave that you have such a 2012-coded url in this 2024 world

would you call a bear brave for standing in a new construction suburb or would you recognize the unfamiliar world they built around him

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The Onion continues to never miss

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oh and when i was a year old, after i got my foot amputated my parents were pushing me around in a stroller at a street festival in miami and i was chewing on my foot or whatever and this street performer came up to us and was like “aw i bet that tastes good!!” and my dad was like “yeah look at what she did to the other one!!!!” and pulled back the blanket covering my left leg to show a stump with a huge scar on it and i’m pretty sure my dad terrified that poor man

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mcgryz reunion !!

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We ask your questions anonymously so you don’t have to! Submissions are open on the 1st and 15th of the month.

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Today’s aesthetic: Tumblr blogs where the username is a reference to one fandom, the owner’s avatar is a character from a second, unrelated fandom, their incredibly overdesigned theme is based on a third fandom, and none of their recent posts have anything to do with any of them.

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Single Mages are dying to meet you!

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why don’t they make a baby pope.

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