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(listening to an album released 40 years ago to mixed reviews) omfg why is no one talking about this .. ?!
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unfortunatyely im displaying behaviours. and acting in ways
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I stumbled upon a seemingly older piece of art for rodya and wanted to see where it came from and one of two sources i got was uh

I am the raskolnikov of jacking off.
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I have a 2 year degree but it’s a bit useless cause I was kinda dicking around and not settling on a major, so it’s probably at least 3 years. The first ~2 years I would not have to take out loans due to having free tuition set up at the university I’m most likely to go to and a moderately rich and generous dad. I’m unlikely to enjoy it per se because school has been pretty anxiety inducing for me in the past but I’m hoping it would at least be more fulfilling/rewarding than my current NEET situation, especially since I have a course of study in mind that really interests me. Career prospects for said course of study are uncertain, I’m planning to talk to a career counselor soon to figure that out (I want to learn Russian and specialize in Russia, possibly with a poli sci major? Again I need to talk to the career counselor.)
Should I go back to school to finish my bachelor’s? I realize you are not an advice blog but I think it would be fun if you were so I’m encouraging it.
well. it depends a lot on your situation. if you have like, a year left, probably yes in most cases. if you have like 3 years left its a lot dicier. like if you would have to take out large loans probably not....small loans maybe. and it depends on the degree. if you wouldnt have to take appreciable laons and you'd enjoy it probably wortwhile. if you wouldnt enjoy it and its not something unambiguously lucrative probably not worthwhile.
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i started playing Disco Elysium and last night (the same day i started playing) i woke up to my stomach hurting so bad that in my delirium i thought it had to do with something from the game.
and looked it up…

i thought this was completely normal until waking up later after the pain was gone.
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Write smut exclusively for yourself to jack off to. I promise it’s so much fun
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Thanks for putting this together! Guess I better start brainstorming 🤔 💭
Dostoevsky Groupwriting Challenge
The idea of a Dostoevsky Groupwriting Challenge that I have proposed in another post has resonated with some people. I have put all the submissions for a theme into a random wheel, and the prompt for this challenge is the word
Feast
Now, the goal is to write a fanfiction about any work of Dostoevsky, using the prompt Feast. Any of Dostoevsky's books are okay, use of OCs is okay, any interpretation of canon is okay, basically anything goes. I have created a collection on ao3 and would ask you all to post to it:
https://archiveofourown.org/users/MissToast/collections
If you don't have an ao3 account, it is of course okay if a friend submits for you, or if you send it to me so I can submit it for you.
I am also going to tag the people who expressed interests in this project to let them know that it has started. If you didn't know about this project before but would like to randomly join, that is completely okay! Just follow the prompt :D
I hope everyone has fun with this ^~^
@redpandafan64 @lord-of-bad-art @raskolnikov-did-nothing-wrong
@jestey-sunshiney
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you should do a monstery take on 2d from gorillaz if ur familiar with him
I uhMisread this.Well enjoy!!!
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idk why people are still trying to do "hear me out"s on tumblr
you could talk about wanting to fuck the space needle on here and people would still call you a poser for insisting on fucking "conventionally attractive architecture" as if that's a coherent, easily-recognizable category
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The thing about writing dialogue for Porfiry Petrovich is that it Needs More Words. You may think there are enough, but there aren’t. He must have at least 5 unnecessary words per 1 useful word.
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Rodya hears the phrase beating a dead horse for the first time and gets really sad and tears up a little
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it would certainly make condom breakage a much more fraught experience than it already is if human pregnancy only lasted nine minutes
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