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dear lord I need this 😅
so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god
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Progress. With any mental illness, the best thing you can experience is progress. These four little sentences mean absolutely everything. I just made the distinction between my thoughts and reality for the first time in years. This, my dear friends, is what I call getting better.
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boss told me it was "my turn" to name the bettas
this naturally was a huge mistake
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city people are cowards. YES the cows know the sins of man and YES the brook is speaking a tongue that existed long before the oldest ancestors of us both. what about it. smoke some wheat
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will forcing mike and lucas to play dnd with him after getting ignored for two days straight:
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YEEHAW WELCOME TO SOUTH TEXAS. IT’S 120 IN JUNE.
heatwave!
For anyone living in Europe: the first heatwave of the season is forecast for tomorrow, and will likely stretch until Friday. Please stay safe.
Open your windows at night BUT close everything, including blinds and curtains, during the day
If you need it, buy a fan, a cold blanket or a cooler
Drink a lot
Also drink mostly water, without ice
If you can, avoid getting out in the sun between 11am and 6pm
If you need to go outside, wear sunscreen and a hat
Also loose clothes and natural, breathable fabrics
Think of your pets!
Make sure they have access to water and shade, bring them inside the house if possible, don’t leave them in a car alone
Check on your grandma and other elderly relatives!
Old people are at risk during hot weather, so remind them to drink and stay inside with their blinds closed
If you or people you know are experiencing the following symptoms
breathlessness
chest pain
confusion
intense thirst
weakness
dizziness
cramps that get worse or don’t go away
call an ambulance.
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Warning: I DO use dude, man, bruh, and bro as completely gender neutral terms, HOWEVER if I call you one of the above and it bothers you, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE tell me.
This has been a PSA
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