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I took a nap and forgot Belphegor existed, so when I woke up and saw this thing it jump-scared me
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writing mood™️
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when you tell a girl her outfit is really cute and she does a little pose thing then smiles, reblog if u agree
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this is killing me he doesn't even gaf about the yuri behind him
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hey, running a bit late. google sprint says if i sprint the whole way i can get there in 15 minutes
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dude you've got to get sprintr. it shows you the route which has the longest straight roads so you can get up to full speed when you're sprinting
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if i'm honest with myself i don't know why bodies don't decompose in a bog. i would have thought they'd have been straight off in there. but actually they're fine
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nice woven basket, brother. wicker, i assume.
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the frivolous excesses of the green light are kept in check by the stalwart and practical red light
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the amber light is considered by many to be a "canary in the coal mine" predicting the arrival of red light
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