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memes that spring into your head halfway through a neverending meeting and you immediately rush to your desk to make them
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my best tip for anyone trying to get back into reading is to remember that you can read books to avoid other responsibilities in ur life and it can become a vice if you play your cards right
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polite and academic way to say "if you force me to use chatgpt i'll kill myself in front of you"
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I LOVE being autistic and trying to communicate because every time it’s

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if i read your mind correctly you have to reblog this post ok? here we go. women
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welcome to my jpeg & mp3 diary
#fun(?) new years res idea:#make a cd of the like 10-14 most listened tracks per month#w custom cover image as the jpeg component. ofc.
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if i had a pussy i would put a right angle in that shit a few centimeters in. twistss and turns abound it becomes a labyrinth as you attempt to traverse deeper
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every single server with a “vent channel” is awkward, creepy and toxic so i came up with the idea of a “medical status” channel which i didn’t even have to write rules for everyone just read my mind and is perfectly using it as intended and hopefully it speaks for itself
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was sooooo close to settling into a very gentle contentment & hope w life & the future but then remembered i got work tomorrow. smiling serenely with white knuckle clenched fists
#p#and you knowww this week is gonna be some bullshit#but regardless i persevere...... enjoying the evening while it lasts........#i will even eat some strawberries soon. cheers 🍓
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i have finally perfected my twitter feed
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spin this wheel
you're now this mythical creature, congrats!
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