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Yah! Hoo Hoo! Yippee! Ha Ha! Yahoo!!!

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i need him dorkier. i need him more insane. i need him insufferable. i need him full of righteous belligerence. i need him bloodier and sluttier and more deranged. i need him gayer. i need him bundled in no less than 4 microfleece blankets. i need a gallon of soup in him. i need him kissed softly. i need him punched in the face.

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i wish he would come down from heaven & kill every instagram fitness liquid diet ozempic green juice low calorie food blogger

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shower gel label:  immerse your self in this new   “Me Time” luxury   fruity tooty.    abandon all sense of identity and dissolve  Your memories into this   soothing chemical broth    One billion melons are in this tube… use them wisely

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So a lot of political scandals just dropped in the last 24 hours

-NC Governor Candidate Mark Robinson's online posts were found, including some VERY graphic descriptions (like seriously, do not read if you're not 18) of him cheating on his wife, calling himself a black Nazi, and expressing support for reinstituting slavery. His email address was also found on Ashley Madison

-Robert F Kennedy Jr was revealed to be cheating on his wife with a reporter (and that isn't even the weirdest thing since federal law enforcement opened an investigation into him allegedly cutting off the head of a whale and taking it home with him less than 24 hours ago)

-GOP Senate candidate who is the CEO of a bank has been found accepting millions of dollars from what seem to allegedly be Mexican drug cartels.

-Finally, probably the biggest bombshell, according to multiple eyewitness testimonies within sealed sworn affadavits, Congressman Matt Gaetz allegedly invited a 17-year-old girl to a drug-fueld sex party

And we haven't even hit October, folks. Again, these are all still breaking news stories, so things are subject to change, but oh man oh man.

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I feel like someone is standing next to me talking about how I'm dead

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Being ugly is not an excuse. Most people are ugly. I’ve fucked ugly people and they weren’t virgins. They were whores. All things considered there probably is someone 5 minutes away dying to fuck you.

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you can always give your blorbos mobility aids btw . you can always make them disabled its always morally correct

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hey here's a website for downloading any video or image from any website.

works w/ youtube, soundcloud, twitch, twitter (gifs and videos), tumblr (video and audio), and most other websites you're probably lookin to download stuff off of.

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Dropping this here for anyone who may not already know about it. paywallreader.com

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i think r/BenignExistence is my favorite subreddit 🥲 i love these pleasant little glimpses into strangers' lives

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Incredible things about the Chappell Roan VMAs performance

This is the first time she's had a really big budget to work with for one of her live performances and she put it to amazing use

Her look and theme for this performance felt like a subtle but significant break from her long-running "thrift store drag queen" concept. Her makeup was a lot subtler than usual and there's nothing drag queen or thrift store about knights and chainmail. But at the same time, Chappell has always been willing to go over the top and we're now seeing that with a bigger budget, she's able to go way more over the top in more ways than ever before which is SO exciting

You can hear her audibly catching her breath a few times during the song (probably from running around in a fucking suit of armor while singing) but despite that she STILL managed to absolutely nail the high notes for the "I told you so" part at the end

I don't know if she did this on purpose but despite not even having another woman on stage with her she still managed to give the lesbians more than they could have asked for considering that there is nothing lesbians love more than a woman with a sword

To put it concisely I am, as the twinks say, gagged