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Did You Know: There are usually four different spouse reactions types to houses you can live in; Arrogant, Neutral, Nord, or Orc? The reactions for a player-built house, for example:

Arrogant: “Fine, when we’re not fending off attacks by wolves. Or bears. Or giant spiders. Honestly, what were you thinking, sending us out here?”

Neutral: “Fine, love. I think the fresh air does wonders for all of us, and this house… it’s just perfect.”

Nord: “Fine, fine. Living out here on our own will take some getting used to, but I think it’ll be good for us.”

Orc: “Better than ever. Nothing like living off the land to teach you how to fight, how to survive. We’ll have a little warrior on our hands in no time.”

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someone get the people who do the picture id shit i can’t fucking read this

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...... i don’t even know how to reply to that other then

That awkward moment when the boss of your boss calls you and you reply with “talk dirty to me”

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As long as you’re inhaling Buffalo wings, might as well scan the bones for the chance to get an NFT… you can also eat! Go to bonecoin.com for rules and start eating now.

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oh god this one was actully based on my likes

I think about that post a lot, imagine you see someone running from the ball and their shoe just says RACISM, and days later the prince is visiting every house and making every girl test the FUCK shoe.

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sending all my hope to you!

I GOT PANSAGE

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south park man ate a whole 1/4th of a cow out of spite

Bobby Hill is a sigma male. He got his heart broken by a vegan girl. When he went to a steakhouse, he saw her. To get back at her, he ate a 72 ounce steak and he won. Total sigma energy ✊😤💯🔥

I have no fucking idea what any of this means

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oh hey that’s the other scrybes! man i wish i had that saw!!

*stares at scu* aw shit here we go again.... give me my cards

*hiss*

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GET THE THIRD!!!! PASS WHERE I FAILED!!

I GOT PANSAGE

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*searches the indents*

*stares at scu* aw shit here we go again.... give me my cards

*hiss*

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*looks around for other interesting stuff*

*stares at scu* aw shit here we go again.... give me my cards

*hiss*

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oh sweet i have half of a starting hand! *looks around*

*stares at scu* aw shit here we go again.... give me my cards

*hiss*

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*hits the chipped corner with a rock*

*stares at scu* aw shit here we go again.... give me my cards

*hiss*

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THE HELL IS THAT MIRROR! *looks at the mirror*

*stares at scu* aw shit here we go again.... give me my cards

*hiss*

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*takes a rock shard and throws it at the mirror*

*stares at scu* aw shit here we go again.... give me my cards

*hiss*

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*throws the mirror*

*stares at scu* aw shit here we go again.... give me my cards

*hiss*