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favorite unus annus bits with no context

(feel free to add more!)

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“Mom said it was a family dinner so I brought Milton”

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you know when you look at the top of a car and the air is all wiggly? i like that

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I wanna get buff. It’s one of my few wishes in life. I need to be able to lift my friends up both emotionally and physically. I do not, however, want to Ever do Any exercise in my life.

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i can’t stop thinking about that tweet about the guy who tried to stop his cat from pushing his door open and accidentally trained him to push 50lbs instead

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the entire fucking twau fandom just got glassed holy fuck

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#love the cronch

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I had this meme saved in my drafts and it was meant for the season finale but considering the circumstances, this fits well.

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(╯◕_◕)╯ ♥

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hey lieutenant

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Yeah, I used to play the trumpet. I was gonna be the next Louis Vuitton.

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anyone else here like gathering mushrooms and getting your legs scuffed up by all the brush when you go deeper into the woods to lift up logs with your strong little hands and grab salamanders from the dirt and mud 

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Christopher Robin dir. Marc Forster

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See that bird

Watch him preen

Keep those feathers clean

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dragon age: origins is my favourite dating sim

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and I would walk 500 miles

Nd I would walk 500 more

just to see a little frog smiling pretty

right outside my fuckgn door,,,,,,,,