lauren | 23 | she/her | I dont tag anything except for original posts | yes I'm a rat yes I smoke weed. we exist. | about | byf
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hi my brave and loyal knight noticed you aren't eating the pickle that came with your meal can he have it
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women HATE when men talk
#this is my diary#misandry#shdbwjshjs#hes right#both in that women dont want men to talk and also. iraq. oof
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I'm OBSESSED. with a random ass man fucking gnarly. gnarly 🤖 don't talk to me. he's not even that cute and he's so nerdy and pretentious. he says he commented on reddit so much from 2010-2016 that chapgpt is trained on him. chat gpt talks like him , he doesn't talk like chat gpt. these are not the features you look for in a mate but proximity and a few good shifts got me heart beating stamping my foot for this lanky fuck.
chat what do I do. I wanna get with this man, I have no rizz. he knows I have a fiancee so I have to casually drop I'm poly somehow. I'm so pretty and he laughs at my jokes hes gotta like me already right. and he's bisexual I love a fruity man
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tried to talk to this boy way too much today. good conversation. I willingly stayed 30 mins late to help put up the truck just to talk and maybe touch his hand 😩 I feel like a freak. a weirdo. leave him alone stop thinking abt this random man. I'm saying boy but he's 28
I'm so susceptible to boy crushes rn idk whats going on. I've got lol crushes on TWO of my coworkers. this is getting excessive girl. this is weird. be normal
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tried to talk to this boy way too much today. good conversation. I willingly stayed 30 mins late to help put up the truck just to talk and maybe touch his hand 😩 I feel like a freak. a weirdo. leave him alone stop thinking abt this random man. I'm saying boy but he's 28
I'm so susceptible to boy crushes rn idk whats going on. I've got lol crushes on TWO of my coworkers. this is getting excessive girl. this is weird. be normal
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We’re always like “we’re gonna dress like sci-fi people in the future” and then the next generation is always like yasss jeans
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Do you prefer your potions with or without pulp?
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i don’t know about you guys but the main reason i am still on tumblr in 2024 is BECAUSE it is the most cloutless least influential social media app out there and that is the experience i am after. absolutely none of this will ever translate into significant attention or real success in my life and that is so beautiful.
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Box art for Waluigi's Perfectly Normal Day for the Switch 2
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