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*pounces on you and rips your body to shreds while shrieking like an ape*
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I'm sorry but I have one draft that I never finished but I laugh every time I see it
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the nefarious crinkle creature emerging from her crinkle pile
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Superior Toy & Novelty Dog Puppy Rainbow Carnival Stuffed Plush
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Sorry for infodumping about my special interest out of nowhere, you said a keyword and it activated my unskippable dialogue
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Scooby doo when he finds gross bugs in his food: ruh roh... raggots!
Shaggy: like, zoinks scoob! I don't think you can reclaim that man!
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I think I'm addicted to puffy fat nipples. What should I do?
why not join the fighter's guild? i hear they're recruiting again. not a bad way to make some money, if you've got the stones for it.
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they should not put ads on the dog tv (eight hours of birds) i put on for my dog to watch. she doesn't understand capitalism. she doesn't even understand that the birds aren't really there in the room with her. sometimes she tries to bite the ipad when a really funky one shows up. you can't advertise to her. she's not going to buy a swiffer wet jet
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