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Number 10: Buddy- The Nut Job 2: Nutty by Nature

First on the list is a rat that may need introduction. He is nothing special and perhaps may be ranked lower than some humans but that does not mean that i would turn away the opportunity to go down on him. His squirelly nature would prove to be a challenge but likely a rewarding one. I would conclude all over his nervous little face.

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Number 9: Marcelle Toing- Ratatoing

Although this is clearly a bad foreign Ratatouille rip off, Marcelle’s large nose and beautiful feet fill me with an undeniable sense of pleasure. His low graphic content allows me to visualize his nude body as i would like. He may be doofy but he is nothing short of a chad in the bedroom.

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Number 8: Splinter- Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Old and wise the sexual experience of the turtles leader, master Splinter, is both nostalgic and brand new all at the same time. He would teach me new things each time and i believe he would make the optimal candidate for light cock and ball torture. I would rail him like a freight train and make him beg me to remove his shackles.

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Number 7: Gus-Gus- Cinderella

Pudgy. Thicc. Sexy. Whatever you call him, Gus-Gus is a sexual icon. I mean really, who does he think he’s fooling with the “oops my shirts too small routine”. Let it hang out baby, thats what we like to see here. Man tittys out for harambe. My sexy little thicc boi will beg for his orgasm when im done with him.

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Number 6: Charles Entertainment Cheese

Though their pizza is garbage and quite possible used, the thought of Chucky’s greasy tongue gliding across the tip of my glimmering cock excites me in ways i can only describe as radical. His big cheeks look as if they could fit 3 or 4 dicks at once. I would love to show Chucky how a kid can be a kid.

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Number 5: Subway Rat-New York Streets

While not technically a cartoon, i decided to include subway rat within this list because of his beautiful phat ass. Not a day goes by that i dont dream about climbing inside of this large plastic rats asshole. Like a kid in a candy store my eyes would go wide and my mouth would start to water. The feeling of his tight asshole around my body has proved to be more than perfect in my dreams. I would like to be vored by his asshole.

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Number 4: Nigel Ratburn- Arthur

I feel undecided as to Nigel’s position within this list but he managed to gain a few spots due to his position as an elementary school teacher. Occasionally i feel that being talked down to and treated as if i was an underage child gives me a sexual experience that i cannot ordinarily obtain. Something about the naivety of being told what to do and how to do it gives me an unfiltered and raw look at the acts which i perform. It brings me back to my childhood days when there was joy in the pleasure of new experiences. Not to mention his large peaked nose that i love buried between my ass cheeks.

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Number 3: Ratigan- The Great Mouse Detective

Oh boy, there truly is something about the fusion of two fetishes that creates a whole new feeling that can only he described as bliss. I would love to bend this rat over and annihilate his tight rat bussy while he chokes on a gag and calls me his Daddy. I would make him beg to cum and punish him when he fails. He will be my bitch and i will he his dom. Daddy’s horny and he’s not sharing.

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Number 2: Roddy- Flushed Away

Though never being a fan of “James Bond”-esque movies, something about the bowtie jacket combo lit a spark deep within my fragile sexuality. While typically the “top” in my cartoon rat fantasies, there is nothing that i would love more than to have Roddy bend me over like a sexy little damsel in distress. He is set behind Remy due to his intolerable british accent and garbage rat teeth. While i typically stray from imposing my political views on my rat fucking fantasies, there is something to be said about ability of a british accent to completely ruin a rat’s fuckability. At first glance, he is a dream come true, but the minute he opens his mouth it becomes apparent that he is just a garbage twink rat with garbage twink rat teeth.

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Number 1: Remy the Rat- Ratatouille

There are no words to describe the feelings i have for this rat. His beauty and sex appeal are unmatched by perhaps any other cartoon animal to date. Were i to have just one evening with this man, his life would be forever changed. After making him cook for me, I would take him to bed and make his whole life complete. From the tips of his sexy pink feet to the top of his delicious bulbous nose, Remy is without a doubt the single most fuckable creation in this bitch of a world.