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Spent tonight at a local short film festival. One of the shorts was made by two 12 year olds in their backyard and it was the best short of the entire night

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It’s crazy and fucked up that being yourself is actually the solution.

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"What were you doing at the devils sacrament" jarking my whole thing off. Next quiestuon.

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for all of his many (many) issues, it's very funny to me how quickly bingge adapts to the idea that he might be attracted to men. sqq spends several books agonizing over his sexuality and denying it, meanwhile bingge goes into a weird mirror dimension and learns that his alternate self is fucking a man and pretty much immediately is like "I bet I could fuck him better"

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I can just draw erha whenever I want.... how come no one told me this...

Farm arc my beloved,,, free the Mo Ran dobonhonkeros,,,the plush Shizun pillows where he stores his himbo-ness

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*doom music starts to play* I actually kindof like scheduling these kinds of appointments now...

but seriously Fellas, don't forget to schedule a pap smear every couple of years just in case. If you still have a cervix you can still get cervical cancer. ilu

this has been a psa

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writing tip #3869:

i asked my fiancée what she thought today's writing tip should be and she said, "you should write your fucking novel," and well, she got me there

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An ad for your deepest desires :)

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SVSSS AU where SY transmigrates while SJ is with Wu Yanzi after a qi deviation SJ has.

Wu Yanzi sees Shen Jiu after deviation is like 'welp no longer useful... i'm gonna trade him to demons for some useful artifacts' and Shen Yuan ends up in demon realm, and he is like 'Yes! You know what this is good away from death flags and look at all these awesome creatures'

The demons are just staring at this little cultivator who knows WAY to much, about beasts within the abyss, ancient artifacts that they thought lost forever about all different types off demons/creatures just far to much.

Collectively decide he's either a god or a seer or something... and maybe they should do something about it but... he's just...nice. To nice and also they don't want to end up accidentally killing a god and getting wrath of heavens turned on them.

So Shen Jiu is just freely roaming around demon realm and ends up bonding and picking up collection of little demons because 'Why are you dropping these poor kids in the middle of wilderness poor little buns'. He has baby Mobei Jun and Baby Sha Hualing following him around like ducklings and he totally uses knowledge of artifacts and plants ect to make sure the two are safe.

They have both has Shen Yuan for 5 minutes and if anything hurts their new big brother/father they will kill everyone here and then themselves.

When Tanlang jun is sealed away, Shen Jiu sees all the chaos and somehow ends up de-facto leader, especially cause he's like 'No Tailang Jun has an heir he'll show up eventually and you'll all be fucked so calm the down and play nice. He's just keeping things together easier for when Luo Binghe shows up cause he's protagonist sop surely he'll come for his birthright and hopefully because no SQQ there he'll have a happier childhood and hopefully a happier ending.

Things process with Luo Binghe ending up as head disciple of Bai Zhan.

Eventually there are rumors of a demon king who is not actually a demon and the peak are investigating when Sha Hualing does her invasion because 'Stay the fuck away from our Shen Yuan you cultivators' there's a huge fight and Shen Yuan ends up showing up with Mobei Jun (he told on her and teleported them there)

Everyone is shocked at this cultivator being in charge of them all and all the demons listening to him. And the wifebeam is in full effect.

Yue Qingyuan shows up and 'Xiao-Jiu??'he is awestruck his Xiao-Jiu is actually alive he's thought he was dead for years.

Liu Qingge is shocked at being saved by this random cultivator who is colluding with demons, but he whose him a debt as he saved him.

Luo Binghe is so confused this cultivator showed up saved him and knew his name. Called him Binghe and smiled at him. He has so many questions.

Mobei Jun and Sha Hualing are not happy at all. Well mostly Sha Hualing as Mobei Jun is distracted smitten with some random peak lord.

(Shang Qinghua has no idea what happened to his story Mobei Jun never showed up, no SQQ, where is his plot? his system is confused Shang Qinghua is confused...and for some reason he feels the urge to blame peerless cucumber)

Luo Binghe showing up in demon realm and like, demon emperor ok...does...does Shen Yuan come as empress?he's basically already running it that's part of deal right? and then has the entire demon realm giving him shovel talk because they all adore Shen Yuan.

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growing up as an imaginative single child, I loved to play with Barbies. I loved creating elaborate drama-filled storylines for them and I could keep at it for hours. there was one problem. I had like 15 thrift store Barbies and no Kens. I only had one Barbie-sized male doll and it was a collectible Elvis Presley doll and he was my favorite doll. I always did the Elvis voice when I was playing him but he had no relation to Elvis Presley otherwise. anyway, he had some crazy days. trapped on a scary planet where he is the only man in the world and half of the women there hate him. in a massive car accident and stranded in the woods with a girlfriend who had broken her foot and a crazy ex girlfriend who had stalked them there. kidnapped by Athena (one of my Barbie sized dolls was Athena, like, the goddess) and held captive by her while trying to go home to his 7 situationships. all of this happening to a guy who looks and sounds exactly like Elvis but is otherwise the quintessential everyman.

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Pixel Art by Philipp A. Urlich

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Fanart for @missxuniverse's bingyuan streamer au fic "Followed, Liked, Subscribed"!! The image of binghe letting the mask slip for a sec and screaming into his mic was too visceral, so i had to draw this moment. All the dialogue is ripped straight from the fic, go read it 🫵

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My piece for Butch it Up flash Exchange for @otherlandshark

Butch!Mo Ran trying to flirt with Chu Wanning while Chu Wanning has a crisis about Mo Ran being hot, a classic. Text written out in the alt <3

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So I've got this friend whose nervous because she's trans and dating this guy who she hasn't told yet because they've only been on a two dates. For this story let's call the friend Jane and the guy she was dating Jason. Happy ending don't worry.

So I tell Jane to bring her boy over to a bbq I'm having and she can tell him she's trans at my place surrounded by queer and trans people who love her and will support her if he ends up being awful.

She waits till the end of the bbq to tell him the news, by which point the rest of us have learned that Jason is a kind, friendly, empathetic, hard working, dummy. So we sit down, all of us a little worried about this gym bro's reaction when she tells him she's trans, and that she understands if he doesn't want to keep dating her it's no big deal.

He's baffled, so we explain what trans is, and after the disclosure that she hasn't had bottom surgery yet...

"Oh you have a dick?"

"... yeah."

He look's around at the room full of people with baited breath, his clearly a little afraid girl friend says

"Oooohhhh! I get it! You think- don't worry Babe! Watch this!"

And ya'll this man jumps up, runs into the kitchen and returns with one of the bratwurst we had for grilling and proceeds to tilt his head back, put it down his throat, hold it in his mouth for a moment, and spit it up without even a whisper of a gag and then looks around at the group absolutely beaming with pride.

My mans saw his worried girlfriend and her support network and thought to him self "Oh they don't think I can't please my girl, but I'll show them!"

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one time this japanese fujoshi i follow on twitter posted "the bottom should have a bigger dick so that you can watch it bounce while they get fucked and the top should have a smaller dick so that it can go in easier. uke dicks should be big and decorative and seme dicks should be average size and functional" and honestly her mind