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me: “sorry ): can’t come!! got so much to do at home”

me as soon as im home:

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my most toxic trait is i fucking love work gossip. i play neutral not to be the bigger person or take the high road but to hear slander and hearsay from every side. two coworkers complained about each other to me in the same afternoon and i nearly blacked out from the rush

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new rule you have to live to be 34. you cant kill yourself until you turn 34. jesus died at 33 you can do better

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obsessed with the woman at the dmv who replied with a firm “no” when asked if she wanted to be an organ donor but when the clerk asked “do you want junk mail? we sell your name and address to companies” she paused and gave a very thoughtful yet decisive “…yeah”

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I think one of the worst things for a cat to be is mysteriously wet.

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are you five nights at fucking kidding me

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I'm glad that people are still having fun on tumblr even after we found out about the frightening ghoul that reblogs posts but doesn't say anything

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William Wegman - Newsworthy (polaroid, details), 2004

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best ufo infographic of all time is currently on the front page of r/ufo

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I want you.

Like carnally or as like a little figurine on your bookshelf?