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Being a dweeb ❤️
New ask game:
Reblog if you want your followers to tell you what your trademark ™️ is. Like, what’s that thing that really identifies you.
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sometimes i say “i think” but actually i know. on account of being the knower.
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Holy fuck it’s the 3 year anniversary of this freak everyone say happy birthday to my son right now

And a bonus him as a baby

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to me. the ring finger is the thursday of the hand
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“Now, bear in mind,” *I pause, allowing time for you to visualize the bear*
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You are trapped in an elevator with the person on your lockscreen. Who is it?
Reblog with who you get stuck with~
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You wouldn’t birth a day, would you? (Happy birthday)
happy birthday to ME
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got chased by a skeleton but when they caught me they just gave me a kiss and hug. turns out it was an xoskeleton.
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Why do you use It/Its pronouns...
i got tagged in elementary school and never recovered
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me, kid? you wanna know my story? heh……. well im just a wurm in the durt babey……..
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HOLY FUCK ITS THE LIL BINCH IN THE BOTTOM LSFT
do you still have the chikorita gif
of course i still have chikorita.gif who the fuck do you think i am
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I was talking with a friend. I tried to say mort from Madagascar but I said mort from the Magnus archives. And then this happened

If I had to make it you have to see it
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