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for anyone too young to know this: watching The Truman Show is a vastly different experience now, compared to how it was before youtube and social media influencers became normal
before it was like, "what a horrifying thing to do to a human being! to take away their autonomy and privacy, all for the sake of profits! to create fake scenarios for them to react to, just to retain viewership! to ruin their happiness just so some corporate entity could harvest money from their very humanity! how could anyone do something so evil?"
and now it's like, "ah, yeah. this is still deeply fucked up, but it's pretty much what every influencer has been doing to their kids for a decade now. probably bad that we've normalized this experience"
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The idea that rural communities wouldn't benefit from public transit of some form is so fucking stupid. There was a guy in my hometown who would hitch hike 15 miles to the grocery store because he was blind that everyone knew and knew to offer rides to if they saw him. You know what else would have fixed this, been more efficient, and helped other disabled people, seniors, and people whose cars got repoed?
A fucking bus.
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not to sound like a christian facebook mom but some of yall need to have grace in your hearts for the people in your lives or the people you pass once on the road and never see again like you literally need to stop assuming the worst of everyone and their intentions it is poisoning your brain. you can be careful and responsible without being a miserable person. it is possible i promise
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U have become part of the tumblr twitter. :D

tumblr culture is having the websites own soclal media team repost you on other websites while youre still busy getting anon hate in the trenches
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finally a descriptor for whatever the fuck american animation studios have been doing for years
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how many tons of cement would we need to fill in Silicon Valley, hypothetically speaking
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jon archive doodle… trying to resolve my design for it
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it's always so funny to see a bug just fucking booking it across the floor. like girl where are you going. bug plans
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okay im gonna hypnotize you with my ruby amulet now DONT BE WEIRD ABOUT IT. im doing this to make you betray the king. IT IS NOT A SEX THING
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I´m a little yellow fish!
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The entire ordeal with the Epstein security footage is hilarious since it's so obvious they're lying
"Guys, all of the cameras were down during Epstein's suicide. We don't have anything to show you."
"Uhm, actually have video evidence that proves that Epstein wasn't murdered. Ignore what we said before."
"okay, fine. The video doesn't show Epstein's cell, but it proves he couldn't have been murdered!"
"aight, it doesn't prove that he couldn't have been murdered. But the footage is undoctored though."
"fine, experts are saying the footage was doctored but we're just going to ignore it."
"missing minute? Uh.....that happens every night to the cameras when they reset. There's no missing minute."
"3 missing minutes? N-no, That's fake news."
"good news! We found the missing minute! Here you go. Just ignore how we literally just said that there is no missing minute a month ago."
"aren't you happy you guys are getting transparency? Btw Trump told republicans that if they vote for the release of the files it will be a declaration of war."
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I really can’t believe we all grew up together on this goddamn bitch of a website
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I'm kinda honestly impressed by the restraint on spoilers for Silksong because the game has been out for like four days now and I still haven't heard a PEEP about any big story events or even the final boss. Anything I've glimpsed at has only ever been early-game stuff. It's quite a feat to be sure that basically everyone agreed to keep their lips absolutely sealed for this one
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