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TRAGIC: Sim puppy, just born, already thinking about sucking up to his boss at work
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YODA: Luke, when gone am I... the last of the Jedi will you be...except for Ahsoka Tano, Ezra Bridger, Cal Kestis, Cere Junda, Quinlan Vos,
LUKE: ...Who?
YODA: ...Gungi- the wookiee jedi kid,
LUKE: a Wookiee Jedi?? Master, isn't that a bit tireso-
YODA: NOT finished I was...Reva, some of the other Inquisitors I bet, Oppo Rancisis- the ugly-looking tree guy from Phantom Menace, he was, Luke. And Ka-Moon Kholi, Selrahc Elous, some guy named "Naq Med" if reading this right I am,
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porcelain teapot | gail russel
[source: the teapot book by steve woodhead]
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Happy 15th anniversary of what is technically Vriska Serket's first on-panel appearance.
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My three girlfriends. And yes, they smoke weed.
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does anyone have strong opinions about myheritage dot com and a willingness to express those opinions in audio format? I have to do podcasting for university
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if tumblr shuts down we should all develop car crash fetishes and form an underground community that reenacts famous car crashes for sexual pleasure
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ex wife just referred to having sex with someone to free them from being stuck in a washing machine as "doing a special task"
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ex wife just referred to having sex with someone to free them from being stuck in a washing machine as "doing a special task"
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