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Monster Hunter is BACK baby

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Me before having sex with my beautiful girlfriend

Me: *removes my clown nose*

Me: *removes my clown wig*

Me: *removes my silk handkerchief*

Me: *removes my silk handkerchief *

Me: *removes my silk ha-

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*The merchant begins fiddling with things in his jacket before producing shoddly disguised rat items that vaguely look like dogs* eh i tried

Idk who you are but the rats in ma brain wouldnt stop screaming till I drew you @general-nuisance-wen-chao

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A Colorado river toad [Bufo alvarius] seriously underestimates his girth. [x]

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What kinda animals do you like?

Idk who you are but the rats in ma brain wouldnt stop screaming till I drew you @general-nuisance-wen-chao

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Do you think kids during the industrial revolution had that same weird millennial/gen z experience of having technology change so much while they were growing up

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Is this a regalur thing that happens?

Your dreams are pretty hard core! So who would you prefer to end up with? Scorpion King or Blue Hair?

I need to choose?

…You mean ‘end up with’ as in which would be my final adversary, right?

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For some reason rats live within me and the brain rats are particularly stubborn aboot things

That's wat they look like last I checked

Idk who you are but the rats in ma brain wouldnt stop screaming till I drew you @general-nuisance-wen-chao

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Idk who you are but the rats in ma brain wouldnt stop screaming till I drew you @general-nuisance-wen-chao

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Shout out to strawberries, keep up the good work little red dudes.

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🐀 time