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when you're gay and irish and all you want to do is swan off to asia with your boyfriend and write poetry and play chess but some wanky english toff forces you to join his ragtag bunch of madheads to fight fascism and you have to do it because, and this is crucial, you simply cannot stop bare-knuckle fighting every single person you meet

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SAS: Rogue Heroes 1.05

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the sas's bestest boy SAS: Rogue Heroes 2.1

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i was going to casually watch this show just to see what the hell tumblr user @egsaurus was on about but then it grabbed me by the throat. crops at 100% zoom (tasty brush strokes) and sketches under the cut

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Sirens 🧜‍♀️

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tangerine snail 🍊

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EDMONTON OILERS ANNOUNCE PLANS TO LOSE IN CUP FINALS FOR SECOND YEAR IN A ROW

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The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

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congratulations to brad marchand for being the sole winner of the 2025 stanley cup. just amazing how he managed to play all those games by himself. what a guy

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the concept of platonic marriage is so appealing ngl. you mean i can marry whoever i want, get tax benefits and a roommate AND i don't have to worry about them thinking i'm unattractive? king shit

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donald trump will die on july 20th 2025 at 1pm pacific standard time

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happy PRIDE i’m here i’m queer and i believe the land should be given back to the proper indigenous stewards.

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i'm curious, what's everyone's Default Outfit? like what would you be always drawn wearing in a cartoon? mine is concert tee + mid length skirt

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their bald fraud vs our follicly challenged genius

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i need to stand ankle deep in a creek about this

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like to charge reblog to cast

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Gosh.

Must be rough for them.