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Quora is so fucking annoying someone asked "how did 19th century prostitutes avoid pregnancy?" & someone answered "the only surefire way to avoid pregnancy is celibacy 🙏" ok but I have a hunch that says 19th century prostitutes didn't practice celibacy

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Quora is so fucking annoying someone asked "how did 19th century prostitutes avoid pregnancy?" & someone answered "the only surefire way to avoid pregnancy is celibacy 🙏" ok but I have a hunch that says 19th century prostitutes didn't practice celibacy

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We need to start objectifying wizards. We can't slap them on the ass though they only have 4 hit points they may perish

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bro this weed is making me so sleepy they must have laced it with a glass of warm milk

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Hamd

me thinking of really cool art concepts all day

me the second i sit down at my tablet

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yeah yeah sure Greater Baja Blast is still banned but you know what? fuck the wizard council! i’m gonna invent Supreme Baja Blast, and it’s gonna make Greater Baja Blast look like a piddly little fuckin cantrip, that’s how much i don’t give a shit about what the council says. fuck em

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oatmeal cookie haters can’t touch me. i understand things about this world you never will

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nobody tears through library books quite as fast as a 12 yr old girl with no friends

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im bored who wants to play chess with me

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teenage girl giggling and blushing as she writes in her journal in pink glitter pen but when you look at what she's writing it says "list of people i hope get struck by lightning"

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fandom people online will ignore the political landscape and blog about their blorbos all the time and then make the shocked pikachu face when abortions become illegal while they were blorbo blogging in the blogosphere

What do you want me to do about it on tumblr man. It’s tumblr.

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aren’t you even a little bit ashamed of promoting abortion so loudly?

nope! i love abortion, i love people who get abortions, and i love people who help people get abortions! xoxo

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till deactivation do us part

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mbmbam prides itself on being an advice podcast that doesnt give advice but tbh their policy of “if a woman cannot literally run away from you (aka she’s at work, on the bus, in an elevator, etc) you CANNOT ask her out” is like top 10 best rules ever