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"the new pope is problematic" well folks it's the catholic fucking church so im not really sure where your hopes were at

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fag enabler dog

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people love my tortured aura, devoid gaze and prey animal temperament

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When will it be my turn to be put down like a sick dog

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is anyone else also doing ultimately fine + dying of stress + it’s not that bad + if i don’t wake up tomorrow hotter and better at every hobby its fucking over for me

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I took a nap and forgot Belphegor existed, so when I woke up and saw this thing it jump-scared me

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reblog to fucking bite the person you reblog from

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@kamaloo

Agates from the Gobi Desert PNGs.

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today I used the phrase "breasting boobily" in casual real life conversation and everyone was shocked asking how I came up with that and I had to explain it. ive been at the devil's sacrament so long that I forgot he wasn't god

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i like to read my book watch movies make friends with cats in the street watch the ducks walk through fields to find horses bake bread drink beer sing loudly kiss with tongue be silly be serious and love lots

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reblog to thank ur mutuals for providing enrichment to ur enclosure

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it’s nothing a fundamentally different life couldn’t fix

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"don't finger the CNC turning machine please"

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knives out 4 should be set in a papal conclave and every time they elect a new pope he keeps getting murdered. black smoke white smoke black smoke white smoke the crowd goes huh?? they have to make benoit blanc a cardinal to get him inside the room and he insists on bringing his husband, because they were on vacation in rome when this all started and phillip wanted to see the sistine chapel but it got closed for conclave. to use himself as bait benoit has to get elected pope. except then he catches the murderer before he can get murdered and now he's stuck as pope. gay married pope, oops! is this anything

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one thing about me i’m the leaver. i will leave