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experienced a trauma recently? you may be entitled to: a new fucking guy in your head

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𐔌 🦴 — PUPPYRE ; NPTs ` made to any by mod Onyx . ͙͘͡ 🎾

NAMES ; Chase, Wyatt, Winnie, Charlie, Lucy, Bolt, Fang, Bluey, Mackenzie, Bjorn, Juno/June/Junie, Pip, Chip, Tommy, Oliver, Tucker, Max, Bailey, Nev, Sky/Skye, Jae/Jay, Sam/Sammy, Bohdie/Bohdy/Bo, Cody, Cooper, Pluto, Harley, Ashley/Ash

PRONOUNS ; Pup/pups/pupself, bark/barks/barkself, paw/paws/pawself, chase/chasing/chaseself, bone/bones/boneself, paw/print/pawprintself, woof/woofs/woofself, bite/bites/biteself, wuff/wuffs/wuffself, chewy/toy/chewytoyself,

TITLES ; Puppy of the Playground, Wild Pup, (prns) Who Barks Loud (and Proud), (prns/name) who Is the Loveliest Pet, Goodest Boy/Girl/Pup in Town, The Happiest Pupper, Your Local Pup, Loveliest Paw Pal, Puppy Kennel Ruler,

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don't care didn't ask plus this hole you put me in wasn't deep enough and i'm climbing out right now

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ma'am, I'm going to place you on a brief hold while I look for a reaction image

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men love to be held by the scruff of the neck btw

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Third base is getting stabbed in the stomach and slumping forward with your chin on their shoulder and blood dripping from your mouth

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don't care + running + jumping + skipping + hopping + having fun + playing

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i was preparing a wet specimen one day and my dad was like this reminds me of my work buddy who ties dollar store balloons to roadkill and watches them fly away. and i had to drop everything for a second and say no. no i dont think this is like that

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If you make Will Graham an UwU twenty something coy little twink in ur fics you will die and go to hell

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whoever came up with the phraise "eepy" i hate you because its so cringe and embarassing but its the first word that comes to me when im feeling eepy

fuck you

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me annoying my mate because I love them

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I’m at the doctor office and this baby keeps yelling “I want donow” (mcdonalds) and the big brother (I assume) said “all the mcdonalds burnt down, there’s no more mcdonalds”

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Jim. 28 Days Later (2002).