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Kuma from Sengoku Turb

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Cancerous Rodent from Ultrakill

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vulcaniq

i bet it had something to do with all the rats????

JUST BECAUSE THERE’S RATS ACTIVELY BITING ME DOESN’T MEAN I AM ONE.

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WHY AM I BEING ACCUSED OF HAVING LITTLE PAWS???? I AM A NORMAL ADULT TROLL?

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LITTLE PAWS?????????????

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Good dashboard, everybody.

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apashe

Damn, where's this Anybody fellow at? I'd love to shake one out with that guy. Mad respect to anyone who can get your shit.

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trainstoppin

what if you're just bad though. like. at the game.

WRONG.

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I HAVE NO RESPECT FOR ANYBODY ON THIS WEBSITE.

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POST #4.

TODAY I BOUGHT ANOTHER PACK OF MTG CARDS, LARGELY OUT OF A MISCALCULATION. I’M SURE SOME OF YOU DON’T KNOW THIS (READ: MOST) BUT BOOSTER PACKS WITH MORE EXPENSIVE (FOIL, ETC) CARDS IN THEM TEND TO WEIGH SLIGHTLY MORE. AS USUAL, I BROUGHT MY SCALE WITH ME TO THE STORE, AND SELECTED THE COLLECTOR’S PACK THAT WEIGHED THE MOST. IT TURNED OUT TO BE KOMA, BUT NOT EVEN THE FUCKING SHOWCASE VERSION. I RIPPED IT IN HALF IN FRONT OF THE SHOPKEEP, AS IS MY LEGAL RIGHT. I WAS ALSO THEN ESCORTED OUT, FOR UNRELATED REASONS.

MOVING ON TO THE CORE OF THE POST: I FINALLY SUCKED UP MY EGO ENOUGH TO SIT DOWN AND PLAY HADES LAST NIGHT. FIRST AND FOREMOST: EVERY NITWIT CLAIMING THAT GAME IS THE FOREMOST ROGUELITE TO HAVE COME OUT WITHIN THE LAST DECADE IS, AS STATED, A NITWIT. IT GOES WITHOUT SAYING THAT I DON’T LIKE ROGUELITES BUT I LIKE **VIDEO GAMES** ENOUGH TO KNOW THAT THIS ISN’T A GOOD ONE. IT’S NOT OFTEN I SAY THIS, BUT SOMETIMES SOME GAMES FEEL TOO MUCH LIKE THEY’RE MADE FOR, YOU KNOW... GAY PEOPLE.

THE FIRST NEGATIVE IS THAT IT’S ISOMETRIC. THIS IS UNFIXABLE AND WAS AN IDIOTIC CHOICE FOR THE START. ISOMETRIC GAMES ARE **BAD**. HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO LOOK AT A GAME FROM A TERRIBLE ANGLE WHERE YOU CAN’T SEE ANYTHING CLOSELY AND ALL SENSE OF DETAIL IS LOST?? WELL NOW YOU CAN! ADDITIONALLY ZAGREUS WAS MADE TO APPEAL TO 14 YEAR OLD HUMAN TWINKS ON THE INTERNET WHO JUST DISCOVERED WHAT MAN TITTY (MITTY) IS. NOT THAT HE HAS *******GOOD******* MAN TITTY. IT’S JUST THERE, EXISTING PALPABLY ON HIS CHEST. ALSO THE SKULLS ON HIS SHOULDER HAVE EAR BONES, SO WE HAVE CLEAR EVIDENCE THE ARTISTS WORKING ON THIS GAME KNOW NOTHING.

THE SECOND NEGATIVE IS THAT THE GAME WON’T GIVE ME THE **FUCKING** RIGHT TRAITS TO MOVE ON AND BEAT THE FINAL BOSS, WHICH IS A MISTAKE OF THE RNG DESIGN. ANY GAME THAT MAKES YOU RELOAD TWENTY TIMES IN A ROW JUST TO GET THE TRAITS YOU WANT FOR YOUR WEAPON OF CHOICE (OF WHICH THE SWORD IS THE ONLY CORRECT ONE) IS A BAD GAME. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXHAUSTING THIS IS???? I JUST WANT THE RIGHT TRAITS SO I CAN WIN.  IS THAT SO HARD? I SPENT AN HOUR LAST NIGHT ON THE VERGE OF SNAPPING MY CONTROLLER IN HALF JUST SO I COULD FINALLY ROLL A BUILD WITH ZEUS THAT WASN’T HALF DOGSHIT AND GET PAST THAT SNAKE.

THE THIRD (AND FINAL) NEGATIVE IS THAT I HAVEN’T BEAT THE FUCKING GAME YET SO I CAN’T UNLOCK THE GODDAMN HEATS. “BUT KARKAT,” YOU SAY. “HOW IS THAT THE GAME’S FAULT?” **************EASILY**************. IF I CAN’T BEAT THE GAME THEN IT IS UNBALANCED. I KNOW NONE OF YOU KNOW THIS YET, BUT I AM THE SOLE ARBITER OF GAME QUALITY. THIS IS BECAUSE I AM A GAME DESIGNER OF THE HIGHEST CALIBER. SO IF I CAN’T DO IT, THEN IT’S SHIT. SHIT TIER GAME DESIGN. SHIT TIER ART DESIGN. SHIT TIER MAN TITTY.

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Huge, dangerous (possibly milf-like?) creatures are following me

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I WILL NOT DO A REVIEW OF THOSE MOVIES DUE TO THEIR LEVEL OF SUCK-SHIT. MAYBE THAT CAN EVEN COUNT AS A REVIEW. “UNWATCHABLE. SUCKS SHIT. LOOKS BAD. GARBAGE TIER LEVEL OF MOVIE MADE FOR THE CONSUMPTION OF WRIGGLERS AND THEIR OVERSEERS. THE VERY CONCEPT OF CONSUMING IT MAKES ME WANT TO SYSTEMATICALLY REMOVE MY EYES FROM THEIR SOCKETS.” 

DOES THAT MAKE YOU HAPPY? DID YOU LIKE IT? I DON’T TAKE REQUESTS BTW.

POST #3.

I FIGURED THAT AS LONG AS I HAVE A BLOG, I SHOULD USE IT FOR DOCUMENTING MY THOUGHTS ON MEDIA. AMONGST MY MANY OTHER TALENTS, I AM A SAVANT AND MEDIA CRITIC. MY FILM REVIEW WEBSITE GETS AT LEAST 100 UNIQUE VIEWS A DAY, SO AS YOU CAN TELL, THE PROLES REALLY ENJOY WHAT I HAVE TO SAY. I WILL NOT LINK IT HERE BECAUSE NONE OF YOU ARE ALLOWED TO LOOK AT IT.

ANYWAY, I RECENTLY WATCHED GEORGE ROMERO'S THE AMUSEMENT PARK. THE FILM IS AN EXERCISE AT NOT LAUGHING AT THE STRUGGLES OF HUMANITY'S EQUIVALENT OF POOR LITTLE MEOW MEOWS, ALSO KNOWN AS ELDERLY MEN. "WHAT IF OLD MEN GOT BEAT UP?" ROMERO ASKS US. "WHAT IF THAT WAS SUPER FUCKED UP?" OF COURSE, AS ANY TROLL KNOWS, OLD PEOPLE GETTING BEAT UP IS ACTUALLY THE FUNNIEST CONTENT ANYBODY COULD PRODUCE. I AM NOT BEING FACETIOUS. THE SHEER THOUGHT THAT THIS TRITE PIECE OF GARBAGE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE **EDUCATIONAL** ANNIHILATES ME. I USED ONE OF MY MULTIPLE BURNER EMAILS FOR THE SHUDDER TRIAL TO WATCH THIS THING AND STILL FEEL LIKE I GOT RIPPED OFF. COULD YOU IMAGINE PAYING REAL DOLLARS TO WATCH THIS THING??? I COULDN'T, BUT I WOULD PAY REAL MONEY TO FORGET I WATCHED IT.

ADDENDUM: IF A USER WOULD LIKE TO GIVE ME A SOLID WHACK ON THE HEAD WITH A PAN, PM ME. I WILL GIVE YOU $5.

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POST #3.

I FIGURED THAT AS LONG AS I HAVE A BLOG, I SHOULD USE IT FOR DOCUMENTING MY THOUGHTS ON MEDIA. AMONGST MY MANY OTHER TALENTS, I AM A SAVANT AND MEDIA CRITIC. MY FILM REVIEW WEBSITE GETS AT LEAST 100 UNIQUE VIEWS A DAY, SO AS YOU CAN TELL, THE PROLES REALLY ENJOY WHAT I HAVE TO SAY. I WILL NOT LINK IT HERE BECAUSE NONE OF YOU ARE ALLOWED TO LOOK AT IT.

ANYWAY, I RECENTLY WATCHED GEORGE ROMERO'S THE AMUSEMENT PARK. THE FILM IS AN EXERCISE AT NOT LAUGHING AT THE STRUGGLES OF HUMANITY'S EQUIVALENT OF POOR LITTLE MEOW MEOWS, ALSO KNOWN AS ELDERLY MEN. "WHAT IF OLD MEN GOT BEAT UP?" ROMERO ASKS US. "WHAT IF THAT WAS SUPER FUCKED UP?" OF COURSE, AS ANY TROLL KNOWS, OLD PEOPLE GETTING BEAT UP IS ACTUALLY THE FUNNIEST CONTENT ANYBODY COULD PRODUCE. I AM NOT BEING FACETIOUS. THE SHEER THOUGHT THAT THIS TRITE PIECE OF GARBAGE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE **EDUCATIONAL** ANNIHILATES ME. I USED ONE OF MY MULTIPLE BURNER EMAILS FOR THE SHUDDER TRIAL TO WATCH THIS THING AND STILL FEEL LIKE I GOT RIPPED OFF. COULD YOU IMAGINE PAYING REAL DOLLARS TO WATCH THIS THING??? I COULDN'T, BUT I WOULD PAY REAL MONEY TO FORGET I WATCHED IT.

ADDENDUM: IF A USER WOULD LIKE TO GIVE ME A SOLID WHACK ON THE HEAD WITH A PAN, PM ME. I WILL GIVE YOU $5.

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POST #2.

THOUGH I AM NOT TECHNOLOGICALLY INEPT, I DON’T KNOW HOW TO REPLY DIRECTLY TO PEOPLE ON HERE. (YOU’D THINK IT BE EASIER, CONSIDERING IT’S “SOCIAL” MEDIA, AND MOST SOCIAL ENGINEERING WEBSITES INHERENTLY MAKE IT EASY TO REPLY TO OTHER USERS SO AS TO INCREASE ENGAGEMENT.) SO TO USER CYB3RBVLLY: I ALSO WISH I WAS A BOT. I MADE THIS BLOG AT THE BEHEST OF OTHER PEOPLE, MAINLY BECAUSE I LOST A BET, AND I WAS NOT WILLING TO BECOME THE OWNER OF ONLY APPROXIMATELY 2,677 MTG CARDS. A NEW SOCIAL MEDIA PROFILE WAS ENOUGH OF A CONCESSION. PRIMARILY DUE TO MY “APPARENT INABILITY TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY IN GENERAL SOCIETY” AND “IT’D BE REALLY FUNNY TO SEE ME TRY TO SOCIALIZE”. SO HERE I AM. ALSO FUCK YOU.