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srry i couldn’t stop grinding against my mattress n pressing my face into my blanket n whining the entire time we were texting do u still think i’m cute

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this girl at uni was dressed sooo gay and then i found out she's just straight with a lesbian mom. dykebaiting is not a victimless crime 😔

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Couldn't sleep so I took a hit from the dabpen but of course all weed is slut weed and now I'm just fantasizing about my friends fingering me as I try to tell them about my world building

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i still sometimes think about a tumblr post i saw a while back that said that liking posts doesnt matter because it doesnt boost the post. fuck you, it makes me happy

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the funniest possible interpretation of the "button that turns you into a girl" is that it leaves a cis man apparently unchanged, except for a newfound deep but unplacable sorrow whenever he sees a depiction of two women holding hands

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seinfeld open rp: kramer discovers the true meaning of christmas

if any single one of you doesnt take this seriously, i swear to god i will light you on fire

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i havent felt right since that fucking magic draft

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Coyote HRT: Week 21

Coyote HRT: Week 21 terrev started her species transition within a few days of me so we are almost on the same timeline. I love this big kitty so much!  Major thanks to AyvieArt and Lakehounds for the inspiration Start - Prev - Next 

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If we regularly reblog each other's stuff we are besties bitch that's how that works

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not with that attitude

Hades II thinks it's horny on the same level that Dunmeshi is horny. The wise know this to be false.

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i have never seen anyone do that b4 in my entire life. i felt such a beautiful mix of amusement and fear

Beautiful woman painstakingly walking me through the steps of taking a hit from her dab rig while I wait and listen patiently and when she finally entrusts me with it I immediately try to put my mouth directly on the superheated banger without a second thought like a cat trying to stick its face into a pan of boiling oil

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NATIVE CARBON DIOXIDE FOUND ON JUPITER’S MOON EUROPA

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idk what teenager needs to hear this but please stop watching south park

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always remember that there are material actions you can take to help transfems right now such as fucking her ass or killing her landlord