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“Shoe”Bill

Shoe….bill….. thank you sadbirbs for the inspiration in my tags !!
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Today I was playing a pokemon movie for my twins and Darkrai appeared and I said, “Look Luke! It’s Darkrai.” And he said “Darai!” The double take I did. This boy turned a year old yesterday and I’ve been trying for months to get him to say mama and he sees Darkrai once and betrays me.
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we need non cancerous cigarettes to give to women so they look hot. men get the normal kind
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sheep getting in an elevator. idk man i made this account in 2010 ive made every other post already
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We've seen wrestler Sun, but how about wrestler Ruby?
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Weiss your hair doesn’t make sense but I love you.
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i went to "mad at me" island expecting to find people i knew, something i understood. but when my boat landed, standing upon the shore were a million empty husks wearing my own face. every foot of the island was occupied, and everywhere i went, they watched me with contempt. they never spoke, never breathed. they simply watched. no matter how i grovelled and begged, snarled and cursed, tried to hide or kicked and hit, they simply stared. the hatred in their gaze was inescapable, but i could hardly return it, knowing that their doomed existence was of my own creation. knowing that the hatred was nobody's but my own. in the end i just wept, unable to stand the relentless gaze of my own infinite glare.
the guy who i accidentally cut off in traffic last week was there also
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—Andrea Gibson, "Good Light," Lord of the Butterflies
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There’s a lot of excellent examples of the difference between a million and a billion, but here’s my new personal favorite from a conversation I had today:
A million minutes ago was April 2021, the height of the COVID pandemic.
A billion minutes ago was November 121 CE, the height of the Roman Empire.
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It's Elise's special day, say something nice about her
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a few nights ago lotus and poison, iconic performers and trans women, were viciously attacked at legends gay nightclub. nobody intervened in a supposed community space. please help cover their medical expenses and show them they are not alone. they were absolutely let down, and what kind of community doesn't help its most vulnerable? consider showing them support both emotionally and financially after this dual trauma of abuse and neglect.
their gfm
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Original Haru Urara art source: https://x.com/fikkyun/status/1942838510970626078
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