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another shirt :P

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Risky post given tumblrs censorship but they’re actually freaks

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THE (In)Famous and Most Well Known (and quite funny) Anti-New Labour Propaganda Poster made by the Conservative Party in the 1990s.

I see your poster and I raise you this thing:

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Finally some appropriate business formal atire for high powered executives like you and me.

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I’m so happy I got this shot earlier holy shit

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having audio processing issues is so humiliating like yeah i heard you and yeah i was actively listening but the problem is i dont know what the fuck you sayed

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nearly reblogged this saying that’s so real but then i remember i am in fact a lesbian and not a gay man

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Thinking about nulab in the car like ac's seen tb completely naked according to the diaries... And we all know how hashtag gay they are..... If I was ac i would be thinking of bending that over 24/7 actually.

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@sashathegreyhound you core. get writing

it's literally the summer of rpf

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men love being tied to chairs and gagged it makes them feel masculine it's the same as working in an office

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i could find gay subtext in absolutely anything i could find gay subtext in the straightest thing ever created. im like those medieval scholars who insisted on finding christian interpretations of pagan ideas n text but. for gay ppl

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a gentle reminder:

eat something. take your medicine. you are not a burden to others. your emotions are just as real as theirs and deserve to be listened to. relax your jaw and shoulders. it’s okay to take a break sometimes you deserve rest. it’s okay to be yourself. you’re not hard to love and anyone who opposes that does not deserve your time. you’re going to be okay.

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spitballing here but what if metamorphosis but new labour. no wait metamorphosis but ac diaries "July 4th, 1995. Woke up as bug. Got stuck on the floor. TB called to tell me about his speech. TB didn't understand me when I spoke, but he said GB called to discuss the budget reply. I tried to answer and TB didn't understand. He was concerned but thought it might be the distance, cause he's over in the states meeting Clinton's people. Promised to come over and see me when he's back. Fiona screamed when she saw me, and then took the kids to school. I didn't finish my piece for the Mail. Nick Brown was briefing against TB, the snake. Burnely won, 2-0."

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Who I’d personally cast to play as the NuLab Lads if there was ever a 10-season New Labour Biopic series about the Rise & Fall of New Labour (at least for the older versions of the Lads as idrk who I’d cast as the younger versions lol :P) :

Bertie Carvel as Tony Blair

Tom Fisher as Alastair Campbell

Mark Gatiss as Peter Mandelson

David Morrissey as Gordon Brown

Any thoughts guys?

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'Watching The Thick of It makes brilliant alevel Politics revision' is a lie I have been telling myself for weeks because Ollie Reeder is far more attractive than a textbook page.