cats will be like “blasting litter 10 feet in all directions aint much but its honest work”
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me when I "mysteriously" feel better after I "have something to eat"
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okay but imagine if the queen dies and the entire world sits down to watch the news, but just before they can announce it the screen suddenly goes black and then... the secret sherlock episode airs
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“laughing at someone’s death means you’re going to hell” actually laughing at the death of a member of the british royal family is the benchmark for getting into gay heaven
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How have you been doing lately?
What a nice thing to ask!
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Favorite multiple of seven?
I usually think about other stuff.
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drinkw ater highly recomend
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When your hamster shoves an entire stick of zucchini in his cheek and then goes about his day. 🤣
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*scrolling*
not reading that sorry
not reading that sorry
squeak now or forever hold your cheese? lol!
not reading that sorry
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boba T
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some of you just need to pick up more hobbies outside media consumption. knit some scarves. have some gay sex
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Some fun Stardew Valley travel posters in honor of the recent revival of my og video game obsession.
Update: Prints are up :) Click here for digital download and here for finished prints
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