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seeing men’s tits will not fix me but by god does it feel like it sometimes. does it make me feel alive
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If Jesus came back right now his ass wouldn't be in a church he'd be at the soup kitchen then he'd go home and play Fortnite for 16 hours straight then post a tweet saying "the pope doesn't know shit about fuck" before passing out
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jurassic park has a good philosophical message but unfortunately the only thing i ever take away from watching jurassic park is "god i wish i could go to jurassic park." like yeah it's a blatantly obvious don't create the torment nexus scenario, but this torment nexus has DINOSAURS.
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"stress" by yoan capote - made of bronze and concrete
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everyone hates orange until they actually see her in context. "oh it's such an ugly color, too bright!" look at sunsets and autumn, look at campfires and deserts. she's the most beautiful and special part of the scene. now apologize.
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sorry i'm being an absent friend i'm being an absent self too
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"omg stop saying fat lesbians you can just say butch. You can literally just say butch." Hey guys? Butch isn't a body type? It's like, a complex set of identity factors? You guys know other people, yes even other lesbians, can be fat, right? You know femmes can be fat and hairy, right? You know lesbians who don't/don't want to fall under either label can be fat right???? You guys know people can be fat, right???????????????
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Somehow he still seems to enjoy basking in the sunlight and the quiet busyness of the birds and butterflies. They say necromancy is a dark art, but whoever reanimated the beast of the black swamp knew what they were doing.
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