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The circle is complete:

1898: Morgan Robertson's novella "The Wreck of the Titan" is published.

1912: RMS Titanic hits an iceberg and sinks, in an event that almost beat-for-beat follows the plot of Robertson's novella.

2023: Oceangate's experimental submersible The Titan undergoes explosive decompression while retracing the descent of the Titanic.

NOW STOP NAMING THINGS THAT

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you could tell me british people say/do literally anything and i would believe it 

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I got sick but I’m back, my new goal is to lose 5 lbs by the festival✨

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oh to not have cellulite

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Sex-repulsed aegosexual culture is being aware of the irony of being able to get off to fictional sexual acts but physically gagging at the mere thought of having sex yourself.

Oh same

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aego culture is "i'm thinking about sex, but i'm not thinking about ME having sex, but i'm having a sexual experience, but i'm thinking about other people having a sexual experience, but it's got nothing to do with me, but it's 100% about me, but i don't want to have sex, but it's great for the imaginary people in my head, but it's not voyeurism, but it's for my sexual pleasure, but--"

Oh all those thoughts have gone through my head too, my goodness.

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being aegosexual is so fucking weird sometimes I think "wow sex is so cool I'd like to have sex yes" and then I think about it in more detail and more realistic and my brain just backpaddles into "nope nope nope, never gonna happen this is gross i don't want it"

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Aego culture is feeling allo around aces and ace around allos

We have a foot in two worlds

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Asexual labels explained using cereal

You are in a kitchen, opening a pantry door. It contains every brand of cereal in existence.

Libido- How hungry you are

Sexual Attraction- How appealing each cereal is to you

Sex-Repulsed- The mere act of eating cereal disturbs you. You flee the kitchen to watch Netflix instead.

Sex-Indifferent- Someone brings you a bowl of cereal. Even though you don’t crave cereal, you decide to eat some anyway. Maybe because you want the person to feel happy you’re eating something they provided you. Maybe you’re just that hungry. Regardless, you’re fine with eating it since it’s already there. If it wasn’t, you wouldn’t care either.

Sex-favorable- Though you don’t particularly crave cereal, the act of eating cereal is enjoyable. So enjoyable, you go through the trouble of picking a brand to eat.

Asexual with low/no libido- You are rarely hungry, and none of the cereal appeals to you.

Asexual with average/high libido- You are often hungry, but none of the cereal appeals to you.

Aegosexual-  Eating cereal sounds fun in theory but not in practice. You certainly have no interest in eating cereal yourself. You’d rather fantasize about other people eating cereal, thankyouverymuch. 

Gray Asexual- You only like Lucky Charms and Apple Jacks. And maybe Fruity Pebbles but you’re not quite sure.

Demisexual- You see a box of Trix. You are familiar with the rabbit on the box, due to the commercials you’ve seen. You always sympathized with the rabbit for never getting any Trix. There are things in life you’ve wanted but have never gotten. You feel a bond with the rabbit. Suddenly that box of Trix looks tasty.

Fraysexual- You see a box of Cocoa Puffs. You have never heard of Cocoa Puffs in your life. But something about it is oh-so-appealing. You pour yourself a bowl. As you start to eat, you catch a commercial for Cocoa Puffs on TV. You now know what the mascot on the box is like. You lose interest in Cocoa Puffs for reasons you cannot explain.

Lithosexual- You notice a box of Fruit Loops. You feel an urge to eat it. Toucan Sam comes to life and asks you to eat them. This makes you uncomfortable, so you leave to watch Netflix with the sex-repulsed ace.

Reciprosexual- You have no interest in any of the cereal. Not even that box of Frosted Flakes. But Tony the Tiger shows up wanting you to eat the Frosted Flakes. Now that he wants you to eat Frosted Flakes, you want to eat Frosted Flakes. 

Cupiosexual- You want to eat cereal, but none of the cereal looks appealing. Maybe if you grab that box of Corn Flakes, it’ll become appealing to you later? It’s happened to other people. You consider grabbing that box of Corn Flakes, just in case.

Orchidsexual- Some of the cereal looks appealing, but you have no interest in eating cereal.

Aceflux- None of the cereal looks good, so you close the pantry. A few days later, you decide to open the pantry again. Now, some of those brands look appetizing. You check the pantry again the next day. None of the cereal looks good anymore.

Quoisexual- You have no idea if you like a cereal because you want to eat it, or if you just think the box art is pretty. Does liking the box art count as wanting to eat it? Do you just like the mascot? Does liking the mascot count as wanting to eat the cereal? After reading everything I’ve written, you are still confused. You bang your head against the pantry in frustration.

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Some allosexuals: Men are sexy!

Other allosexuals: No, women are sexy!

Bisexuals: Oh, come on, both are sexy!

Pansexuals: Sure, everyone's sexy!

Asexuals in general: Nobody is sexy...

Aegosexual asexuals: ...but sex is sexy!

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Aro/ace culture is not noticing the blatantly obvious signs that you are aro/ace all your life and later realising half the shit you thought was your personality is said blatantly obvious signs.

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"Neurodivergence" does in fact not just refer to "autism, ADHD and maybe dyslexia". Neurodivergent is a term meant for literally everyone who has a diagnosis which affects the way their brain works. That's why it was created. To be inclusive. Go ask the person who invented it because they stated this clearly

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Current weight: Fat

Goal weight: Bones

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thinspo isn't enough i need bella hadid to judge me every time i eat