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listen, some tiktok's live in my head rent free, might as well do something with them

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Autism too strong, too powerful. It's time to assign Pokémon Teams to Season 2 women. Men may come later, if there's interest.

Hope

Hope dabbles in battling and trains up her Pokémon at her leisure. She's a busy woman who doesn't prioritize the battle readiness of her team. That said, she's surprisingly strong! She has great command of her team, though she can be impulsive. She prioritizes damage dealing and doesn't prep well for a strong defense. She's competitive, but she can walk away smiling win or lose... if she respects her opponent.

Lottie

Lottie usually only battles if she's pissed off at someone. Which... isn’t rare. She does baby her Pokémon though. I considered giving her at least one Ghost Type, but came to the conclusion that she simply isn't cut out for it. She has bad takes about Ghost Types and their specialists. "The spirits aren't to be trifled with." Whatever, just say you didn't have the patience for a Ghastly and go.

Hannah

Hannah's team mostly consists of unevolved Pokémon. Mostly because she doesn't do a lot in the way of training, preferring to pamper her Pokémon. In Eevee's case, she holds an Everstone because Hannah's afraid of being disappointed. She wants her Eevee to evolve into a Sylveon, but she's been disappointed by evolutions in the past. She once had a Wurmple that she disliked handling, but she wanted a Beautifly. When it turned out to be a Dustox, she traded it for her a new Minccino. She wants cute Pokémon.

Marisol

Marisol is a multitasker. 👏👏👏 She's getting her degree, and through the power of determination and a lot of coffee, she's keeping her Pokémon at their best. Whether that's training them for battle (Froslass and Serperior) or keeping them fed and happy (PURUGLY). She drifts towards Pokémon that appear haughty, but she has a soft spot for goofy little guys. See her Golduck evolved from Psyduck and her Dewgong evolved from Seel.

Priya

Priya isn't much of a battler. Yes, she'll rise to bait and give it her all, but she's not likely to win with the few Pokémon she's willing to put into battle. Her Pokémon are companions above all. She likes showing them all off on Instagram but puts more focus on the more "fashionable" ones after her time on Love Island. Lopunny is her oldest partner Pokémon, and she jokingly refers to her as her sassy sister. (Lopunny hates a lot of guys Priya brings home, which is an instant deal breaker despite that being most Bunneary/Lopunnys' regard for new people.)

Chelsea

Chelsea doesn't battle. If you suggest a battle, she'll throw her hands up as if you're suggesting fighting her. She can't force her babies to battle! They're too squishy! Chelsea, they're squishy because you don't feed them anything but sugary Poképuffs. Yamper has pre-diabetes, Chelsea, please think of Yamper. Take him for a run at least. He's an electric type for fucks sake-

Shannon

Shannon is a Gym Leader or Elite 4 member. She's too competitive and strategic not to be. She will beat your ass into the ground and be smug as fuck about it. She doesn't subscribe to the idea that any Pokémon can be a strong one. Only Pokémon with perfect IVs and EVs and Natures like hers can be as strong as hers. The funniest way to make her angry is to pick up a Pokémon off the ground, train it to level 100, and proceed to bulldoze your way through her team.

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Hannah • 21 • St. Albans

“Books always make it seem like the right guy is just going to appear if you wait for him...”

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Me: I'm gonna miss s2 cast 🥺

Also me as soon Lottie and Hannah enters the Villa:

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litg S1 and S2 cast (plus Jamal) tweets (5/?) • part 1 | part 2 | part 3 | part 4

special thanks to Suzi, who sent me the 4th tweet 🩷

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islanders' data and anecdotes if they were honest:

SEASON 1

❝ main character ❞ she's the only one that makes any sense

❝ allegra ❞ 24, swansea, cocktail entrepreneur, the public loves to hate her

❝ erikah ❞ 20, norwich, jobbing actor, she changes, every guy will be the love of her life until a new guy comes around

❝ jen ❞ 22, london, fashion blogger, the equivalent of a piece of paper until she couples up with someone for clout

❝ talia ❞ 23, watford, music journalist, she's the only one everyone agrees is the best person here

❝ jake wilson ❞ 29, preston, chef, chicken shit that waits way too long to say something

❝ mason❞ 24, romford, musician and underwear model, if "this could've been an email" was a person

❝ miles ❞ 22, glasgow, carpenter, not interesting enough to remember. also tattoo

❝ tim ❞ 23, truro, dj, alright, we'll allow it

❝ jasper ❞ 26, kingston, financial advisor, straight to the bin

❝ levi ❞ 26, manchester, professional water polo player, sock balls

❝ rohan ❞ 23, wolverhampton, psychology student, he joined the villa and that's pretty close to the circus. also, see "injustice"

❝ cherry❞ 20, suffolk, west end performer, try hard

❝ reese taylor ❞ 22, birmingham, newsagent by day, professional wrestler at weekends, revolting lack of personality

❝ sammi ❞ 22, london, graphic designer and artist, the definition of 'wasted potential"

❝ lucy ❞ 25, bristol, “adventurer”, *snake sounds*

❝ returning miles ❞ 22, glasgow, carpenter, we still don't care

❝ returning jasper ❞ 22, kingston, financial advisor, at least we found out he has a pet snake

SEASON 2

❝ hope ❞ 26, london, brand ambassador, '‘voted “most likely to be the center of the drama because she puts herself there"

❝ lottie ❞ 24, melbourne, makeup artist, i have one personality trait and that's all you're gonna get

❝ main character ❞ she should change her name to 'girl #5'

❝ hannah ❞ 21, st. albans, social media assistant, she went home really soon because she was so shy, we're sure that's not gonna bite anyone in the face

❝ marisol ❞ 24, portsmouth, law student, talks too much/says nothing at all

❝ gary rennell ❞ 23, chatham, crane operator, SLUT

❝ noah ❞ 25, romford, librarian, QUIET SLUT

❝ rocco ❞ 21, belfast, owns a “cocktails and cronuts” food truck, LYING SLUT

❝ ibrahim ❞ 22, birmingham, gold player, SHY SLUT

❝ bobby mckenzie ❞ 24/26, glasgow, hospital caterer, does impressions and bakes some stuff

❝ priya ❞ 29, manchester, estate agent, should've noticed she's bi during the fucking season

❝ henrik ❞ 23, isle of wight, climbing and wilderness survival instructor, shiny and dumb/smooth brain/nothing behind those eyes

❝ lucas koh ❞ 27, oxford, physiotherapist, yes

❝ chelsea ❞ 23, buckinghamshire, interior decorator, there's pink and there's champagne

❝ jakub zabinski ❞ 25, rochdale, personal trainer and fitness model, real life mutant ninja turtle but like white

❝ elijah ❞ 26, watford, hairdresser and model, he's there and then he's not

❝ felix ❞ 21, rotherham, nightclub promoter, annoying little cousin that grows up to be the annoying little virgin at the club

❝ kassam ❞ 26, new castle, techno dj, if you blink you might miss him

❝ graham ❞ 23, devon, commercial fisherman, ginger thanos

❝ arjun ❞ 24, norwich, dog groomer and influencer, "where's my hug?" kind of guy

❝ carl ❞ 29, dublin, tech entrepreneur, he's almost learning how not to sound like a robot

❝ shannon ❞ 24, dublin, professional poker player, "you'll forgive how annoying she can be because of her body"tactics, players, poker analogies all the time"

❝ blake ❞ 22, kensington, if you blink you won't miss her because she's so goddamn annoying

❝ elisa ❞ 22, london, social media influencer, the human form of a gear shift because of all the blame she shifts

❝ jo ❞ 23, cheshire, bmx racer, was here for only three days and it was still too long

❝ returning henrik ❞ 23, isle of wight, climbing and wilderness survival instructor, absolutely not the same person and it gets worse

❝ returning lucas ❞ 27, oxford, still a physiotherapist, "toxic fucks"

❝ returning hannah ❞ now 22, st. albans, she resented lottie so much she became her

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not only she has MULTIPLE pictures, they're all the same just in different scales and framing ?????

oh, pardon my sight, there's one from gary that is mirrored, my bad!

the funniest thing about the boat party episodes is that MC randomly has photos of Tim and Gary in her apartment

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• Despite his high-powered job, he still wakes up at 5 AM every morning to swim laps - it's his way of connecting to his past and dealing with executive stress.

• Keeps a collection of boutique receipts from his mum's shops because she writes little encouraging notes on them - has them arranged chronologically in a drawer he thinks nobody knows about

• Secretly keeps his old swimming medals in his office desk drawer and sometimes holds them when he needs to make big decisions - they remind him of the time when his mom would cheer so loudly at his meets that he'd still hear her underwater.

• Still can't fold clothes properly despite growing up around boutiques, which his mom finds endlessly amusing - she still tries to teach him every time he visits home.

• Used to think his charm and status could get him anything, but got a harsh reality check when his mom overheard him bragging about "conquests", her disappointment hit harder than any rejection ever could.

• Still has a group chat with his old swimming teammates, but often finds himself cringing and calling them out when they make disrespectful comments about women - they tease him for becoming "soft" but secretly respect how he's grown.

• Meticulously organizes his designer suits by color but his sock drawer is absolute chaos - he's convinced matching socks are overrated and calls it his "artistic expression"

• Still struggles with vulnerability in relationships because he's used to keeping people at arm's length - but he's learning that real connections require letting your guard down.

• Made a "breakup template" that he'd send to his flings after the fling had ended.

• Sometimes can't and doesn't want to express his emotions, so writes poems to express all of him on paper.

• Bantering is his love language. Would love someone who doesn't take things seriously unless needed to.

• Anonymously funds swimming lessons for underprivileged kids - he remembers how swimming gave him discipline and wants others to have that chance.

• Still automatically turns on the charm sometimes but catches himself and makes sure to have genuine interactions instead.

• Stress-bakes at midnight in his apartment - his specialty is banana bread, but he always brings the results to his hotel staff because living alone means he'd never finish it all.

• Claims he's "too busy" for serious relationships but actually spends Friday nights writing poetry in a leather-bound notebook at a tiny café where the barista knows to keep his earl grey tea coming.

• Gets unreasonably excited when guests recognize his obscure theater references but tries to play it cool with a "sophisticated" nod

• Terrible at houseplants but refuses to give up - his office and apartment are filled with resilient succulents that somehow survive his well-intentioned but chaotic care routine.

NSFW ones

• Neck kissing, with a little bit of tongue and saliva involved drives him crazy.

• Is focused on giving but loves it when his S/O takes control and shows dominance, wouldn't always let them take control tho.

• Would bring in new toys, different positions to the bedroom.

• Would try getting pegged to see how it feels but would never admit to it to his mates or in front of any one else besides his S/O ( only would get pegged if and once he trusts his partner enough).

• Edging would be the main kink, ( since he loves teasing his partner) he'd love to do to his partner but would be annoyed ( secretly liking it) when it's done to him.

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I'm working on a sequel

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i'm sorry to interrupt, but what in the actual fuck is that standing behind MC????

THE GIRLS ARE FIGHTING!!

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IF HE HAD TATTOOS HE WOUD BE KALE FROM LOVE ISLAND AUSTRALIA. YOU CAN'T CONVINCE ME KALE WASN'T THE INSPO. DOWN TO LOOKING HIGH AS SHIT.

will the real slim shady please stand up

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that wig is tough, it's a shake and go from shein FOR SURE! it probably cost 4 quid. reminds me of the tough wigs that are styled with glue, like wtf

that face is just something not even a mother can love. those fillers chose the wrong time of year to dissolve.

and yeah, that outfit is just... ugly. there's no other way of saying it

a bikini for a big girl that doesn't smoosh the tiddies together???? that pirate head wrap she's wearing around her waist????

i-

Sofia darling, what’s going on here😭

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i just realized they were supposed to be birds.

oh well

i’m sorry, i just saw oliver’s tattoos and here’s my 5 cents about them:

WHY ARE THEY FUCKING UP TATTOOS FOR EVERY HOT GUY EVER???

it’s not as bad as will but like… there was absolutely no thought process behind those. i’m waiting for the story behind them being like “ah, my niece drew them for me, she’s 4. and i thought it was cute so i had them done.”

or, more accurately, “i think of myself as a blank wall.”

sorry to the stans, he seems lovely, personality wise, and he’s absolutely attractive as fuck, but like-

the one on the arm??? sorry, someone was playing art attack on him and it shows.

and what bothers me the most is that it’s clear it was an afterthought because they don’t seem to be part of his design, it looks like a last minute addition. that one on his chest doesn’t bend with the curves of his pecs, it was added later.

question is, if you had time to make one, why not make one better!?!??! it’s an absolute no from me, honestly… what’s the disconnection between fusebox and tattoos????

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TEMPTING FATE - EP. 1

i'm going totally blind into this one, i have no idea what is what and what this is about, and why the title sounds like a coleen hoover's book... BUT, i'm very willing to give it a chance because i'm b-o-r-e-d.

so, i played episode 1, and i have thoughts.

and yes, i know i'm late but i didn't even know there was a new season out because work and personal life have been pretty insane. and apparently there were two seasons released in one year? but i'm not sure if it was now or 2023, let me know!

and this is what i'm gonna do: i'm not gonna play the episode more than once. the first impression i get is what's gonna stick. and since the season is over i'm kinda glad i don't have to wait around for episodes. i'm currently on license from work due to an accident, so let me talk about the season, 'cause i have the time lol

let's start with the characters.

jin. um, he's fucking adorable! i do enjoy guys that are humorous but i'm afraid i see a lot of bobby's personality in him. granted, he's WAAAAAAAAAAAAY sassier with his attitude towards us, which i like a lot. i was a little upset about the kyle xy bellybutton but hey, nobody's perfect. overall i like him, he's really cute!

luna. hot. oh my god, and she seems like a really cool person, especially given jin is interested in somebody else and she doesn't pull a lottie, you know? but i have to make an observation about her design: the head doesn't match the body. the position, the shading, the coloring, they don't match, BUT, again, nobody's perfect. but i do hope she becomes an LI because she's EXACTLY MY TYPE. cool fashion (although that panty is... questionable), cool style, cool hair, tattoos, beautiful, chill... right up my alley.

claudia. listen, i've dated a couple of claudia's before, and i like her. very assertive without being intense. her design is really good, she's beautiful as fuck, and that little crumb about being bi? i'm invested. i'm on board with her, but her taste is questionable because that guy? NO FROM ME BABES.

jack. no. i don't like him because i keep forgetting he's here, and when he is? annoying. i don't care for his looks either. i'm usually into guys with long hair but he's just... not attractive lol

mold-man. i don't remember his name but he's coupled up with claudia. he's acting like i'm out here spreading my legs and squirting for him. why? i haven't said anything remotely sexual or romantic to him and he keeps repeating he's affirmingly fucking claudia. ok, moldy bitch? stay away from me, i only touch mold to clean it.

oakley. HOT. oh my god, very attractive, chill and kinda cheeky, i like him. i prefer people like him, that can flirt without talking too much. i will say, his painted on abs kinda made me laugh a bit, but i still think he's very up there on my list. personality and looks just like i like it.

sour-face-girl. i don't remember her name, she's coupled up with oakley. let me just be vulnerable for a bit... i kinda live lol she's annoying, sure, but like, yeah, i get it. a hotter girl just walked in and your partner is drooling like a dog, work lol i hope she becomes mc's nemesis, something comparable to priya, personality wise, but if i get an allegra? i don't mind it. we need drama that makes sense and she makes perfect sense!

sophie. she reminds me of someone who has body modification to look like a lion or something. she was definitely touched by an angel, not that there's anything wrong with that, but if your personality is grating as hers is, i'm out. i don't care for her, so much that i had to go back into this post and add her, and i just remembered she's insecure over fucking jack??? bitch, you can do better than that.

STORYLINE.

we're bombshells again, i like that. i'm not sure if there was a bombshell MC after that first time, but i don't mind it. i like that they keep a little mystery about what happened on the first few days, but here's my thing: stop repeating it. i get it, you want to keep us playing and engaged, but you can be a little more... subtle with it.

the thing is, i do enjoey the fact that not everybody likes mc, from both sides, because it's not realistic. oakley is chill, jin is invested, jack is... there, and mold man is not into it, I LIKE THAT.

i also like that we get multiple reactions from the girls about their partners being interested. we have a chill one, one that seems a little more intense, one that is looking around scared like she's in a slasher movie lol

it's fun!

one thing that kinda grinded my gears because there's no reason for them to put it there: NON-ALCOHOLIC BEERS. can someone explain to me why a bunch of twenty-something-year-olds would drink something that tastes like piss if it's not gonna give them a buzz? sorry, i need the drinks, i need the cocktails, i need the you know, pop up the bubbly or whatever. it was so funny to me they referred to it like three times, just to remind us they are non-alcoholic. i don't get it, what did i miss??

anyway

as far as the first episode goes, i thought it was decent. it's not gripping but it's definitely fun, enough for me to play episode 2 and going forward.

ah! i forgot, another thing that got me a bit annoyed: the diamond choices!! these were wild! 17 diamonds to talk to your wanted boy? that seems like a lot for the first time! i'm just getting to know these people and i don't have any grips about not talking to y'all if it's gonna cost that much! and i remember saying this back when they changed the number of diamonds on different choices. don't vibe with that, and WILL ABSOLUTELY NOT PAY FOR IT, 'cause i know it doesn't interfere with your relationships in the villa.

but i also will hunt them down on tumblr later lol

i also have to give a little praise about the "watching ads to get diamonds". it's a good option. i'm not doing all that, but it's nice we can.

so, overall i'll keep playing and talking about it.

also, also, let me say this: i missed tumblr a lot! i really did! it had been so long i wasn't here that my last draft was from last year, like november or something! this is crazy, time is going by really fucking quickly! so you know, i missed you guys and i missed posting. i'll try to do it more and get back to writing chapters for w.i.p's

that is all, have a great day!

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litg as my favorite tik toks pt. 2

like i said, part 2. there's just too many funny tik tok's out there that i honestly saw the characters in them.

((they had to be short because image quality and tumblr video sizes don't go together, apparently :/ , but hopefully you enjoy these 💜 ))

holy shit this was supposed to be posted almost two years ago lol

oops

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love island is so out of pocket i'm sort of glad we don't have litg during the holidays or any specials of the sort anymore...

'cause listen, there would be too many sexy Santa's during a challenge, talking about their "gingerbread" or "candy cane", toys or sacks' jokes...

and i say Santa because they're not culturally equipped to offend anybody else, so i guess it's a good thing ??

ps.: i wrote this back in december 18 last year but it just turned back around and it's time to post it again lol. sorry i deprived you of such intellect i know you were dying to know my take on this

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if this is not bobby while getting high with gary and henrik, i don't know what to tell you.

and even drunk lucas, noah and rahim can admit it makes sense.