hi i'm raven and i kissed mothmans ass( I also go by Alva in addition to Raven these days, and would like to share that Red Bull tastes like blue raspberry and a meteorite I licked one time )
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ArtFight Prep time!
New pfp and got my card done too!
might try and add more or update characters before it starts
we'll see ๐
You can add me too if you'd like
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THE BIRDCAGE (1996) dir. Mike Nichols
#just saw this movie for the first time the other day#and I am now going to make it a pride month tradition to watch at least once every June
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The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.
Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.
So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.
Bears. Theyโre everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.
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Just realized I never posted my Doppler Miku here, my bad.
She's a storm chaser and a meteorologist!!
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Tw (pranking):
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big day for tumblr sexyman enjoyers and weird fags everywhere
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in the future, we have computers that are basically super effective counting machines, and the counting gets so complex we can use them to communicate and display images and play music. some people make music entirely on a computer. there are these things called vocaloids, which are computerized voices that you can make sing whatever you want, and the companies that make them like to create characters to go along with each voice. this one is named miku. it's a Japanese name. yeah the Japanese will open the country back up eventually. now, we also have these undergarments called binders. they minimize the appearance of breasts and some people find that nice for gender purposes. yeah we've written a lot about the sociological concept of gender since your time. women can vote now too, it's crazy. now stay with me. there's this street in New York city called Broadway that has a ton of theaters on it and it's famous for really big musicals. and one musical is about you and your buddies rapping together. well rap is a type of music black people will invent after we make it illegal to own them. yeah sorry not sorry about that. anyway that's you
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god cursed me into seeing this image so im making it everyone elses problem
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I AM GOING TO BECOME A FIREWORK IM SO EXCITED
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honestly i never thought the phrase โi want that twink obliteratedโ was like a sexual thing. like when i read the phrase i imagine โa meteor like the one that killed the dinosaurs is summoned from the heavens and hits the twink in questionโ type situation
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my silly little jester costume for the play Iโm in is so fire you all wish you were me
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the fact that thereโs so many officially licensed SpongeBob wallets, but not a single one depicts Man Ray and Patrick is massively fumbled merchandising imo
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Its pride month
You know what that means >:)
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There is No Name (Stories From Styx Animatic)
I uh, read the Homeric poem about Demeter and Persephone and spent a lot of time working on this animatic only to come out of the Entire Thing shipping Demeter and Hekate so uhโฆ. Yeah. In case you were wondering where I went.
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protip if you have a stupid youtuber username the hosts on the weather and climate livestream WILL say it with as straight of a face as they muster while answering your question

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