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Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi dir. Richard Marquand | 1983

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The lion does not concern itself with the bank account balance when a little treat is calling

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i have this unrealistic fantasy in my head where if you calmly and logically explain something to someone perfectly they will understand your position and gain knowledge from the exchange. unfortunately in the real world this does not happen often

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Enchantress: I turn you into a hideous Beast. What are the names of your servants?

The Prince: Lumiere, Cogsworth, Mrs. Potts -

Enchantress:

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For reasons (tm) I needed to compare the difference between

% Performance Reliability - physical assessment, reflects damage

BUT if its ALREADY INJURED and experiencing emotional stress, the performance reliability will be the one to lower (80% down to 78% when forced to wear a human uniform)

% Efficiency - emotional/software only, when it is at optimal physical status but having wavering emotions this is what lowers e.g. Gurathin interrogation (97%) and Leebeebee kissing it (97% down to 93%).

It never seems to exceed a 97% but gets down to 0% and below multiple times!

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bisexual ratthi save me...

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The struggle of finding good clothes

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Fic where Tarik or some other unsuspecting member of ART's crew (but let's be real this is funniest if it happens to Tarik) walks into the lounge to find media from the entertainment feed playing on a giant screen because murderbot and ART got bored and decided they wanted to simulate what human movie night is like and the vibe is very off putting because why is there also a random bowl of popcorn sitting out that neither of them can eat? and why is mb sitting on a couch under a blanket and art drone is casually sprawled on its chest sleeping performing routine system maintenance--and you know what? he actually doesn't want to know, he's going to back very slowly out of the room and pretend that didn't happen now

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one of the most challenging skills i've had to learn as an adult is the art of figuring out whether i'm proportionally annoyed with someone or just tired and overstimulated and looking for reasons to be pissed off

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my contribution to the murderbot fandom

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Murderbot: so we swear not to tell anyone about each other right. since we're both in danger if we do.

ART: of course.

MB, internally: we're taking this to our graves then

ART, internally: well I'm sure if our trustworthy crews ask we'll both tell them. can't be helped..... ;)

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chest of a movie star guts of commander data mental health of a skittish racehorse about to kill itself jumping over a fence soul of a fandom blogger . nobodys ever been a character like this before