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i hate sports bras cause you have to take your whole shirt off to take them off and who even has time for that rly
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i am so happy that all these beautiful babies are alive and well
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“Dawg this random bird trying to get me to adopt him”
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i havent shaved my legs in a really long time and while i was babysitting my skirt edged up a bit and the seven year old i was watching said “ew you should shave that hairs not supposed to be there” and i said “well if its not supposed to be there then why does it grow there?” and he was really silent for a long time and then finally said “lets watch sonic the hedgehog”
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I got real petty over on the Facebook page and IT WAS GLORIOUS.
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Okay, if Gryffindor is the house of doing stupid, maybe dangerous things because it’s fun, Slytherin is the house of doing the same things because fuck you, Sarah, don’t tell me what not to do
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#this is very attractive#though you could literally play any song with strings and i will automatically be into it
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this motherfucker on Cutthroat Kitchen like “ugh pancakes are so lowbrow to me I don’t have a recipe for those” how do you function if you’re so pretentious that mentioning pancakes makes you gag like go fuck yourself my guy pancakes are spectacular and your life is super sad
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dogs are so beautiful and pure and my heart soars whenever i see a dog i love them so much they are full of joy and sweetness and soft
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