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croaker are you aware how gorgeous your eyes are??? ive never seen such a beautiful case of central heterochromia before
Actually, my eyes look like that because I have a very rare disease. It is called Alexandria's Genesis.
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"Good Omens fans. Y'all are annoying."
...this sign cannot stop me because I can't read
Greetings, Homosapians.
My name? Heh. Don't be so coy.
Kermit. Croaker. Joker. Clown Prince of Crime. Bro Strider. The Original Adam. Vriska Serket. I am a man of many names, so keep up unless you want to be schooled by myself or my league of dedicated followers. Mess with Croaker Nation if you dare. Don't ask me about my Pro Nouns unless you want me to roll my eyes at you and kick you. HARD. I train my kicks for hours every day, so bones WILL be broken.
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DNI:
Other Kermit/Joker kintypes
People who frequently post about Dennys (I have Dennys trauma. Genuinely fuck all of you Dennys enjoyers! Toxic.)
Anyone who kins Gonzo or Batman. Fuck you, Batsy... *voice drops to a low growl* And double fuck you, Gonzo.
Protestants. (Self Explanatory)
Klance shippers-- annoying.
Brennan Lee Mulligan apologists.
People under 21, just a personal preference, please respect it
Anyone who engages with Harry Potter-- fuck terfs and fuck JKR!
Snape apologists
Anyone who violates my previous DNI. DO YOUR OWN RESEARCH AND RESPECT MY BOUNDARIES. It is not my job to do emotional labor for you and tell you what those boundaries are. Be respectful and figure it out.
One exception to my previous DNI, however: Women may interact with my blog. You see, I have been reading a webcomic called Homestuck and awakened a Vriska kintype in the process. It has made me realize how close minded I have been and that hating an entire gender based on shallow stereotypes is reductive and harmful.
Men DNI. I am an advocate for the feminist movement and have made it my sworn duty to destroy those who oppose it.
Good Omens fans. Y'all are annoying.
Tumblr user Strange Aeons. DO NOT INTERACT or I will get you with my sword. Consider yourself warned.
As for those of you who are afraid of seeing what real darkness and depravity looks like? Heh........
Run While You Can.
#dont look at my blog#if you're the Muppet Joker and you're seeing my blog you're hallucinating#i would never lie to you#definitely not a good omens fan
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I'm well aware that no one follows me on here or anything, but since the main reason I have Tumblr was for Good Omens I feel like I should say something here anyway:
What has come out about Neil Gaiman, assuming it is truthful, is disgusting.
I'm not going to delete all the many times I've reblogged him because it feels too much like I'm trying to erase the fact that I was ever a fan. I am, however, not going to be continuing to do so. I still adore Good Omens, but it certainly isn't the first time the author of a work that had a massive impact on me turned out to be a shitty person.
Just know that my love for the show does not extend to its creator.
I wish I could say this came as a surprise, but at this point? All I ever feel when something comes out about someone I enjoyed the work of is disappointment, not shock.
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Look.
I have made you a chart. A very simple chart.
People say "You have to draw the line somewhere, and Biden has crossed it-" and my response is "Trump has crossed way more lines than Biden".
These categories are based off of actual policy enacted by both of these men while they were in office.
If the ONLY LINE YOU CARE ABOUT is line 12, you have an incredible amount of privilege, AND YOU DO NOT CARE ABOUT PALESTINIANS. You obviously have nothing to fear from a Trump presidency, and you do not give a fuck if a ceasefire actually occurs. You are obviously fine if your queer, disabled, and marginalized loved ones are hurt. You clearly don't care about the status of American democracy, which Trump has openly stated he plans to destroy on day 1 he is in office.
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I haven't drawn digitally in waaaay too long (and wasn't ever very good at it), but I draw Alastor traditionally all the time (he's very satisfying to draw), so....
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Okay but... Do share...
I need to force my friends to see them
They'll hate it so much
Excavating this website with my nails and teeth for dashcon content
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Cat?
Not technically... But it's easier to say yes than to discuss Sylvia's true nature.
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Cat?
Not technically... But it's easier to say yes than to discuss Sylvia's true nature.
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Neil gaiman?
Easy mistake to make. Actually a cat.
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Neil gaiman?
Easy mistake to make. Actually a cat.
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No, cause mentally, I'm still here.
DO YOU SEE HIS LITTLE SMIRK? ALMOST AS IF HE'S FIGHTING IT. BUT IT'S THERE.
Ffffuck. Me.
Completely not over the fact that baby girl had a whole ass "Oh. Oh." moment in front of us. He even sighs as the oh comes in.
Should I be paying rent to someone? Cause I absolutely live there and I have no intentions of moving. Who do I talk to about this?
#my current mental state#all I know is good omens#I open this site just to scroll through posts about Them
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Perhaps one day I will reach this level of cat identification skills
Hi Neil Gaiman! My sister painted this and I think a soul is trapped inside. What do you think?

Not a cat.
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