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I am really starting to notice that so much of people's arguments about asking ChatGPT highlight that they aren't willing to source check information, even when they know the place giving the information can give false facts if you don't ask for a source.
Like. Literally all you have to do is tell it to provide a source for a claim and look at the source it links to verify what it's saying, since otherwise it jumbles 15 sources together into nonsense. It's one extra step y'all.
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i feel like we can鈥檛 really talk any shit about birds who get tagged by scientists becoming extra desirable to other birds bc like imagine if someone was abducted by aliens and given a mysterious unbreakable bracelet. and then when you ask them about it they get this complicated and distant look in their eyes and admit they don鈥檛 know what it is but the aliens put it on them and they can鈥檛 take it off no matter how hard they try. and you go oh that must have been terrifying and their expression softens a bit and they say it was, but it made them realize just how precious our brief time on earth really is, and they don鈥檛 know when they鈥檒l be taken again but it鈥檒l probably be for good this time so until that day they want to live every moment to the fullest, watch every sunrise, cherish every beautiful thing. then they reach over and gently pluck a fallen leaf out of your hair, and for a second you鈥檙e distracted by the dazzling shimmer of the cuff around their arm but then you realize they鈥檝e been looking at you with this soft sort of smile on their face so you lean closer and idk the point is i think it would work on us too probably
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I have nothing against trans girl headcanon stuff where people are like "this character would dress and present exactly the same as they did pretransition" but its always applied to characters it absolutely would not apply to
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the worst part about ocd and ocd-like tendencies is that you think hyper-analyzing your thoughts and constantly psychoanalyzing yourself will fix you but that's actually part of the disorder. it's the disorder. disordering.
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hi guys i was trying to rescue a big fat bumblee bee and all i had on hand was a moon snail shell so i caught it in that and took it outside but now it won鈥檛 come out. i shook it a few times but it just buzzed angrily from deep within the shell.
so anyway if i accidentally just created a new species of shell-wearing armored hermit bees that鈥檚 my bad. sorry.
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"if you ship this thing it's because you're too na茂ve to understand that it's toxic and that you wouldn't like a relationship like this" actually it's because I see one of them as a mentos drop and the other as a bottle of coke zero and I want to watch the mess they'll be together
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It鈥檚 always that fucking anglerfish that is asking for my cigs! Like bro go buy them yourself! I know damn well you are older than 18. There is a smoke shop just down the road! We do this little dance every night when I walk home from work.
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pov: you try to call your enemy gay as a joke but he is actually gay

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'Can I have a cigarette?' is the TMA version of 'Are you my mummy?'
Source: the fact that I just got asked and the adrenaline that ran through me is only comparable to when someone asked me 'are you my mummy?' In a dark room.
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Being ace and hot is a nightmare sometimes, I met this guy in my neighborhood, we live literally 200m away from each other, he's funny and witty and a genuine delight to talk to, and YESTERDAY he makes it clear he's flirting so now I'm trying to figure out how to turn him down and also throw my single friends at him because he really is a great catch, but I don't eat fish so he's wasted on me.
So now I have to figure out how to say 'I think, based on your tastes, I have some girlfriends you might like and they'd love to take you home, doggy walking same time next week?' in human speak.
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The extent to which people seem to think predators work on "swiper no swiping" rules is baffling and upsetting. It's based around the idea it's somehow impossible for people to lie. The "if you're a cop you have to tell me!" of safety comprehension.
"this will keep kids safe because you aren't allowed to message them if you're an adult!"
Ok but you select what age you are in the set up, right? So you can just select "minor" and message whoever you want. AND it means that every minor is clearly labeled by who you can and can't message on an adult account.
So you haven't prevented adults from messaging kids, you've just made it so they can instantly tell who to target.
"then everyone should have to provide proof of their age!"
You want me to give my birth certificate to some online game? You want a child to upload their personal information and important documents online?? If you can't understand why that isn't safe I don't know if I can help you.
And like, what if I was a parent who wanted to play a game with their kids? Sorry kiddo it's not safe, go back to playing with your friend "definitely_a_child420".
Loudly saying "you're not allowed to be a predator!" is not a safety precaution. You have to actually teach children to recognize and avoid danger.
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modern social media should stop offering "sync with your phone contacts to follow them" options and start offering "block all your phone contacts so they never see your account" options
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people are so mean about horror movie victims like. sorry but if i had gone to a cabin in the woods with my friends as a teenager you couldn't have stopped us from reading aloud from the evil tome. how were they supposed to know the ancient curse was real they're like 17
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