"Men's hearts hold shadows darker than any tainted creature." I'm Oni, Officer Oni to you, buddy.
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have you meme fuckers missed me?
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for someone who loves sleep so much you’d think that i’d sleep earlier
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I’M GONNA GET FUCKED UP TONIGHT!!!! YEHA!! YEAH!! *PLAYS ANIMAL CROSSING ALL NIGHT LONG* *CHUGS APPLE JUICE*
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Here’s a friendly PSA from Captain America to adorn your dashboard
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@ImmortalHD: Or better known as Aleks
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dear “don’t vote” side of tumblr
do you remember when you convinced most registered voters to sit out the mid term elections a few months ago & caused the republicans to win both the house & the senate because “voting is pointless!”
OR do you remember when people “not voting” in Florida caused George Bush to be elected for a 2nd term???
FUCKING VOTE! REGISTER & VOTE! EVEN IF NO ONE FUCKING VOTES SOMEONE WILL STILL GET ELECTED SO NOT VOTING IS LIKE THE WORST THING YOU CAN DO
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Nighttime reading is magic.
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vine
soon
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It’s Zevran Week!
“Ah, quiet insular communities. There’s always something nasty going on behind closed doors. I hope it involves chains. I hope they ask me to join in.”
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perfect dates for the signs
aries: night beach or exploring a local haunted building
taurus: chinese takeout and redbox
gemini: play videogames together (probably mariokart let’s be honest)
cancer: dinner and walking downtown or through a park
leo: getting ice cream cones and going for a walk downtown
virgo: walking through bookstores and antique shops together
libra: being hoodrats and exploring the parts of the city that people don’t really go to and taking lots of pictures
scorpio: drink hot cocoa and wrap up in warm blankets next to a fire watching movies
sagittarius: going to a concert together
capricorn: discussing your favorite books and authors in a coffeeshop
aquarius: staring at the stars and talking about the universe together
pisces: probably ride those cars or horses that you put a quarter in to ride at the mall, get some food, and then go home and watch cartoons
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