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SOMEONE PUT THESE BY THE STAIRS AT MY SCHOOL

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a practical guide to becoming a true pun master

accept that no pun is actually Good, but that the true nature of a good pun is to be so terrible that it becomes good.

say every pun that occurs to you. i’m so serious about this, sometimes the most well received puns will be ones you considered not saying.

ALWAYS laugh at your own puns, even if nobody else is. (especially if nobody else is.)

know that you are hilarious. puns are a limitless resource and you have taken it as your duty to bring this gift to humanity. you are a hero.

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BOY HANDS !!!!!!!!! BOYS WITH HANDS!!!!!!!!!! BOYS WITH VEINY HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!! THE HANDS OF BOYS

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turning up at a party with your cool friend

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When she asks if I eat booty

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My sim just got a dick pic in the mail

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Heart Vs. Brain: Funny Webcomic Shows Constant Battle Between Our Intellect And Emotions

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theres a lot of fish in the sea but theres also a lot of people on land why would anyone date a fish

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when you stay up all night doing hw and the teacher doesn’t collect it