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generally not super into shapeshifter characters being revealed to have like a singular True Form. isnt it much more interesting to imagine a creature so fluid and ever-changing that even they cant identify any one body as the "true" self, or simply dont see the need to?
is this you? yes. this one too? yes. but then which one is the real you? define "real" define "you" theyre all me. even the ones that are someone else? especially those.
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Hey if I'm your blorbo can you stop putting me in situations? Even just for like a week please????
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blue plush 🐶💙
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ok so a love shack is basically like a little old place where we can get together essentially
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I'm handwash only do NOT put me in that fucking mashine
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my apologies, madam. if i knew you were a weird and strange woman i would have followed immediately
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blue milky bear by angelic pretty
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Transparent squishy paws from vero12111 on tiktok!
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Youtube chiropractors as soon as an old person walks into their clinic:
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i think its funny how facial scars are seen as like a major character plot point where they reveal that someone tried to kill their dad or something when i know a ton of ppl (including myself) who have facial scars bc they rlly arent uncommon and all of them are like. from tripping and falling as a toddler
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I'm plushiemoding I'm laying in your bed all inanimate and shit You can flip me over or cuddle me if you feel like it
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The dichotomy between ocs is so funny. Sometimes you’re coaxing them out of the recesses of your mind like “pspspsps here sweetie dont be shy why don’t you come tell me more about yourself” and sometimes its like there’s a guy in here with you and he’s punching the walls
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Enjoy a drink on one of my special coasters. Yea I custom made them (the coasters) to be so light the drinks condensation makes em stick to the bottom of your glass, but still heavy enough that when it (the coaster) finally clatters to the ground it's loud as fuck and shatters your nerves and makes you spill your drink everywhere. Why am I doing this? Well, it's a sex thing for me
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I don't just think kink should be "allowed" at pride, I think we should train a huge pack of those puppy mask dudes to bark at all of the floats that have corporate branding on them
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Handmade Moon and Star plushies by W87HandmadePlushToy on Etsy! x
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