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Sunny, New Rockers, and Smoking Gunns- "Clumsy"

When 1996 began, Sunny was disgusted and grossed out over the wrestling tagteam the Godwinns and appalled when they made her do-se-do with them.

But a few months later into that year, Sunny ended up managing the Godwinns!

However, her run managing the Godwinns was short lived, to which she left them to manage another (and better) tagteam the Smoking Gunns.

Since the Smoking Gunns were a tagteam of cowboys and she sometimes spoke with a Southern accent when she managed them (and wore a cowgirl hat and dressed in country attire), on a “WWF Superstars” episode that aired in the summer of 1996, Sunny was acting like Cindy Snow from “Three’s Company” during this match, because Cindy was Chrissy’s country bumpkin sister.

Because Cindy’s character was also clumsy, sometimes Sunny was clumsy during this match on purpose.

Like if Sunny was talking with the Smoking Gunns and then she turned around and accidentally hit one of her tag team's opponent Leif Cassidy in the head with a wrestling belt she was holding.

Or if she was walking by Marty Jannetty and a wrestling belt she held accidentally hit him in the groin.

One moment in this match was when she walked into Leif Cassidy.

Even a moment when Billy Gunn's cowboy hat fell off of him and he bent down to pick up, but Sunny bent down with him to help him, only for her to bump her head into his.

These moments were even modeled after Cindy Snow moments from "Three's Company".

Her clumsiness got laughs and pops from the audience.

During this match, she could've recreated when Cindy Snow pogo danced and jumped up and down.

In fact, Sunny did recreate Cindy's pogo dance in another "WWF Superstars" episode when she managed the Smoking Gunns.

She also could've recreated Cindy Snow’s cheerleading routine she did to Larry in an episode during this match against the New Rockers, but she did recreate that cheerleader routine in another "WWF Superstars" episode.

Speaking of clumsiness, when Sunny was managing the Smoking Gunns, Ahmed Johnson did hit her with a cake for Shawn Michaels, this is actually a true statement.

Had Sunny been managing the Godwinns, Sunny could’ve held their slop bucket and accidentally spilled it on her opponents.

Or worse, she could've accidentally sat in the slop bucket.

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Shawn Michaels, Sunny x Fem Reader- "Shawn is Gay"

I’ve been writing and posting wrestling fanfiction for 5 and a half years!

On a “Monday Night Raw” episode that aired at the end of 1997, Shawn Michaels began to live with you and Sunny in the women’s locker room, which you and she didn’t mind at all.  

Why did he declare he was going to live in the women’s locker room.

Because of your obsession with “Three’s Company” and how your gimmick was influenced by that show.

He actually didn’t live in the women’s locker room, he was just changing clothes and showering there.

Speaking of which, the plot of “Three’s Company” was a man who lives with 2 women and pretends to be gay for his landlord so the landlord won’t think he’s having sex with those 2 women he lives with.

Since Shawn Michaels often gave gay vibes in the 1990’s and Bret Hart and even wrestling fans would throw homophobic insults at Shawn at the end of 1997, during this episode when Shawn was now living in the women’s locker room, to imply he isn’t having sex with you and Sunny (even though it was obvious he did), Shawn would pretend he was gay to appease Vince McMahon.

Shawn would act like he was gay in front of Vince McMahon but not flirt with him.

Behind Vince’s back, when Vince wasn’t around, Shawn would cackle and laugh hysterically along with you and Sunny to trick McMahon and Shawn's voice would go back to normal when Vince wasn't nearby.

Offscreen, Vince McMahon knew and even saw Shawn having sex with you and Sunny.

There were many rumors in the 1990’s that Shawn was fucked in the ass by Vince to get pushed in the WWF.

Honestly, you wish male and female wrestlers could share the WWF locker rooms together.

You also wish you could have Triple H in the locker room with you since he was your boyfriend, which you did.

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Brian Pillman x Fem Reader- "WWF in Cincinnati"

I have a main blog, and my main blog needs to start reblogging more of these fanfictions from this sideblog!

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Because Brian Pillman Sr. was from Cincinnati, on a “Monday Night Raw” episode that aired at the end of 1996, you were backstage with Pillman, where you were wearing a long sleeved low cut dress.

The dress you wore was a replica of the dress Joyce Dewitt wore in that “Three’s Company” episode where she wore a blond wig.

While you may have been dressed like Janet from “Three’s Company”, you were acting like a woman from another television show from that same era in front of Brian.

That woman you acted like was Jennifer from “WKRP in Cincinnati”, because Brian was from Cincinnati.

Even though at the time you were hooked up with Hunter Hearst Helmsley even on WWF television, here you were flirting with Brian.

When you were standing next to him in front of him, with a smile on your face you spoke with him and put your hand on his hand.

Even though Brian enjoys your company, he asked you don’t you have a boyfriend named Hunter Hearst Helmsley, which you do.

During this moment, you were roleplaying as Jennifer.

It probably would make more sense for you to roleplay as Jennifer’s coworker Jan Smithers while Sunny or Sable roleplays as Jennifer since they both have blond hair.

Speaking of which, when your wrestling popularity skyrocketed at the end of the 1990’s, you hosted “Mad TV” and did a skit on that show that set “WKRP in Cincinnati” in modern times and you played Jan Smithers.

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Tommy Rogers x Fem Reader- "Tommy Girl"

Because wrestler Tommy Rogers resembles John Ritter, on a “Monday Night Raw” episode that aired in June of 1997 when Tommy wrestled a little in the WWF, he had a match against Hunter Hearst Helmsley, and you were Hunter’s manager/valet.

What does Tommy’s resemblance to John Ritter have to do with having a match against Hunter Hearst Helmsley?

Find out!

During one moment in the match, you slowly walked up the stairs leading to the ring and stood above the ring’s apron, where you stood by a spot where Tommy and even Hunter were standing near.

To get Tommy’s attention, you struck a pose by placing one of your hands sideways next to your head while your other hand was at your hip.

When you struck this pose, your body bounced a bit.

You were doing what Suzanne Somers is doing in this gif:

That didn’t really get Tommy’s attention, sadly.

However, you removed your hand off of the side of your head and body, but your hands grabbed the bottom of your dress and pulled it up to your thigh, where you stuck one of your legs out at him.

You have very long, beautiful, hairless legs.

You were imitating a moment Janet Wood did on “Three’s Company”.

Many fans in the audience---namely male fans---roared and cheered happily and whistled at your leg.  

Tommy’s eyes couldn’t help but look at your leg.

While Tommy was distracted by you, Hunter did a wrestling move to Tommy.

During the rest of this match, there was a moment where you were standing on top of the ring’s apron, where, while putting your hand on your hip, you shook your chest a little bit and asked Tommy how do you look.

You were shaking your chest like this:

In fact, you were imitating that moment.

Tommy’s hand give you a thumbs up, only for Hunter to do a wrestling move to Tommy afterwards.

Later on during the match, there was a part where you broke out of the character you usually played in the WWF then.

You began jumping up and down multiple times with your hands at your side, but one of your hands eventually was by your ribcage while one of your feet was off of the ground when you were hopping up and down.

You were hopping sideways and imitating how Cindy Snow is jumping in this clip:

Including a moment when one of your hands was on your hip while your other hand was up in the air.

You managed to hop up and down while standing on the ring’s apron but not fall off of it, even the commentators were saying something about that.

Finally, the last “Three’s Company” like moment was when you tried acting like Terri Alden when Tommy Rogers was near you.

The reason you were acting like those 4 “Three’s Company” women was because Tommy looks like that show’s star John Ritter.

There are so many other “Three’s Company” like moments you could’ve done in this match to distract Tommy, like turn your body around or even bend down where your butt is protruding through the fabric of your dress, or stuff under your dress to give you bigger breasts.

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Tommy Rogers, Sable, Marlena x Fem Reader- "Jolly as a Tommy Rogers"

On a “Monday Night Raw” episode that aired in June 1997, there was a moment where former Fantastics member Tommy Rogers was backstage hanging out with Marlena, Sable and you all together.

Marlena’s hair looked curly and tousled in this moment whereas Sable had her hair straightened and hanging down.

During this moment, Marlena was clumsy on purpose and acting out of character.

Sable and you, on the other hand, sounded rather smart.

You, Sable, and Marlena were all standing by and around Tommy during this moment.

Tommy was standing with these 3 women despite you were hooked up with and supporting Hunter whereas Marlena was hooked up with Goldust and Sable was hooked up with Marc Mero.

But considering you distracted Hunter’s opponents by flirting with them, this isn’t typical for you.

Although, there was a moment where you were bending down forward and your ass sticking out despite it was covered by your long gown.

Tommy couldn't help but look at your rear end.

This moment was meant to be like “Three’s Company” where Tommy was Jack because he resembles John Ritter, Marlena was Cindy Snow because they have similar hair styles and especially hair colors, you were Janet and Sable was Terri Alden because Sable looks a bit like Priscilla Barnes.

In fact, Marlena’s hair was tousled to look like Cindy Snow’s hair whereas Sable’s hair was styled to look like Terri Alden’s hair during this segment.

There was a time when Terri Alden, Cindy Snow and Janet Wood were all living with Jack Tripper in the same living room.

Despite that you were meant to be Janet Wood in this moment, you don’t look like Joyce Dewitt!

Since Chyna was the only Caucasian woman in the WWF that year who had jet black hair, she could’ve played Janet Wood during this moment.

There was a time when Terri Alden, Cindy Snow and Janet Wood were all living with Jack Tripper in the same living room.

Debra McMichael was in WCW in 1997 and she looks a little bit like Suzanne Somers/Chrissy Snow from “Three’s Company”.

Debra could’ve been in this moment with her hair in pigtails or sideways ponytails while the rest of her hair hangs down, but not only was she not in the WWF yet, Chrissy wasn’t really in the episodes with Cindy and Terri in them.

The WWF’s current it girl at the time Sunny could’ve been in this moment as Chrissy Snow.

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You will see it in the future, namely next month and this summer!

the fanfiction in my head is soooo good wish you guys could see this

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If only that were the case...

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Triple H x Fem Reader- "The Voice"

Takin’ it old school with this fanfic!

When I mean “old school”, I mean this fanfiction is about sex.

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At the end of 1997, you often spoke with this high-pitched Jayne Mansfield like voice on WWF television, your voice was the same voice Janet put on in that “Three’s Company” episode where she wore a blond wig and low-cut black dress.

That voice was sexy to Triple H, so sexy, that by the end of 1997, you and Triple H were in a hotel room where he had his long silky blond hair hanging down.

During foreplay, between kisses between you and Triple H, you moaned and spoke with that same high pitched voice Janet used in that episode when she’s wearing a blond wig with a low cut dress.

As you and Triple H kissed each other, you and he were shedding each others clothes off and throwing them on the floor.

Heh, as foreplay, you could tell Triple H “I’m already in the mood” and asking him if you could warm up his stereo in that same high pitched voice since that’s what Janet said in that episode.

Triple H slowly led you to one of the beds in the hotel room, where he mostly stayed on top of you the entire time.

He tried not to crush you with his weight since he weighs so much more than you do.

When he was sucking your breasts and sliding his lips down your naked flesh and letting his hands caress your skin, you still spoke with and moaned in that high pitched voice.

Triple H told you that your voice was making his cock so hard.

While he was eating your moist pussy, you still kept that high pitched voice.

You didn’t sound like a prepubescent little girl with that high pitched voice, more like Jayne Mansfield.

If anything, it’s like Triple H was bringing out that high pitched voice in you.

As he thrust his cock back and forth in your twat while his hands held your hips, you moaned repeatedly in a high pitched voice.

Your breasts were bouncing up and down as he fucked you.

This basically was his jiggle TV---him seeing your tits bouncing up and down when you laid down on your back as you moaned with a high pitched voice.

Jiggle TV was a term used to describe certain television shows in the late 1970’s like “Three’s Company”, “Charlie’s Angels” and “Wonder Woman” with Lynda Carter.

There’s an animated porn video of these Caucasian humans having sex outside where the art style is modeled after JG Quintel cartoons like “Regular Show” and “Close Enough”.

The moans you made sounded and were exactly the same moans as that female in that animated porn video I mentioned.

Even your heavy breathing was the same as that girl’s heavy breathing in that video.

You kept this high pitched voice Janet used in that “Three’s Company” episode where she turns into a bimbo as he thrust into you.

While he still held on to your hips, he laid down on his back on the bed while pulling you on to his lap, where he held on to you and made you ride up and down his cock.

He watched your breasts bouncing up and down while you rode him.

Considering that wrestler Leif Cassidy played someone stuck in the 1970’s (keyword: 70’s) which was when “Three’s Company” was at the height of its popularity and known as jiggle TV, you could have sex with Leif using this high pitched Janet Wood as a blond bimbo voice, even though that episode came out in the 1980’s.

I even almost typed this fanfiction about Leif Cassidy instead of Triple H.

So many other men could’ve had sex with you while you used this high pitched voice, in fact, when you did have sex with other male wrestlers, you did use this high pitched Janet Wood voice.

During the 2010’s, WWE faction the New Day brought up fanfiction shipping members of the Shield, and when one of the members of the New Day asked what fanfiction is, another member said “You don’t wanna go there, brother”.

Implying how sexual and downright disturbing fanfiction is.

Some fanfiction I’ve been posting lately isn’t really all that sexual or pornographic, but fanfiction is infamous for being sexual.

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The Kat, Chris Jericho, Christian Cage x Fem Reader- "Gettin' Wiggy With It"

In the year 2000, World Wrestling Federation diva the Kat would often walk down to the ring wearing a different colored wig every episode she appeared in.

Because of this, during that year on a “Smackdown” episode you showed up wearing a blond wig.

Many male wrestlers, whether they were good looking or not, were asking you out on dates and giving you so much attention when you wore that blond wig.

You explained to them you wore that blond wig because the Kat often wore wigs to the ring.

You turned down male wrestlers that were unattractive to you asking you out on dates, which was something you usually did before already.

Wearing that blond wig had changed your personality a lot.

Sometimes you never wanted to be seen without that blond wig because sexy male wrestlers like Christian Cage and Chris Jericho liked you when you were blond.

When you wore that blond wig, your voice was higher pitched and more bimbo-ish, like Janet’s voice on “Three’s Company” when she wore a blond wig and wore that black dress.

There was a moment in a “Smackdown” episode where you and the Kat had gotten into a fight backstage and she yanked your wig off, which embarrassed and upset you, only for your hands to try to pull your wig back to you from her hands, yet she refused to let go.  

Your hand was often fluffing the bottom of your hair and straightening your wig out.

At the end of the year 2000, you completely dyed your hair blond and kept your hair blond from then on, even now today.

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Sunny, Shawn Michaels, and Davey Boy Smith- "Vanity Fair"

90’s World Wrestling Federation diva Sunny gained popularity as the manager for Chris Candido, where together they’d brag about how fit they are and fat shame the audience because their gimmick was fitness trainers.

A year after her WWF debut, Sunny began exploding in popularity as a sex symbol, where she’d open up “Monday Night Raw” doing sexy introductions, do several cheesecake pinup photoshoots wearing bikinis in the WWF, and she’d brag about how sexy, beautiful and awesome she is on “The Sunny Show” on “WWF Action Zone”.

Because Sunny would brag about her beauty and sex appeal during her WWF days, on a “Monday Night Raw” episode that aired in 1997, she was standing in an empty locker room holding an open makeup compact mirror a few inches in front of her face while her opposite hand was picking at the bottom strands of her hair as she stared hard in her reflection.

One of her hands even pushed back her hair sideways.

“It’s fun being blond, especially me!” Sunny bragged with a grin on her face. “Men are always asking me out”

Before the wrestler she was going to interview arrived, Sunny tapped Davey Boy Smith on his shoulder when he walked past her.

“Well, Davey?” she asked with a smile on her face.

“Well, would you look at that?” he asked with a smirk on his face, only for him to say something not related to her.

“He didn’t even notice!” she complained, stomping her foot and her face changing into a frown.

She confronted him again.

“I don’t know where my head was” Davey said. “Beautiful!”

Sunny smiled excitedly and jumped up and down.

“Thank you!” she thanked with a smile on her face.

“Those flowers you gave me were beautiful!” Davey said.

What Davey said made her suddenly frown.

So much for men giving her attention.

On a more positive note, Shawn Michaels popped up on screen with a smile on his face and greeted her, to which Sunny greeted “hello” to him back with a smile on her face.

“Sorry I’m late” Shawn apologized.

“Oh, that’s alright” Sunny chirped back at him with a smile on her face. “The guys didn’t mind!”

The guys Sunny was referring to were male wrestlers in the locker room staring at her.

“How do I look?” Sunny asked him.

He gave her great compliments.

“Oh Shawn” she said. “Do you really think so?”

“Would I lie to you?” Shawn asked.

“You noticed!” Sunny chirped to him.

“Nothing gets past these eyes!” Shawn remarked.

“That’s right!” Sunny complimented. “You’re sharp!”

Sunny poked her finger onto Shawn’s chest when she said he’s sharp.

Sunny herself is already very vain, she doesn’t need to ask other men how she looks.

Sunny was quoting and reenacting scenes from a “Three’s Company” episode where Janet puts on a blond wig and changes her personality, because Janet when she puts on a blond wig constantly wears it because of all the attention it gave her and she becomes very vain and selfish, and Sunny herself played a very vain character in the WWF.

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Triple H x Fem Reader- "Big Sweaty Men"

Hopefully this fanfiction won’t offend people, but viewer discretion is advised.

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At the beginning of 1998, on a “Monday Night Raw” episode you and Triple H were standing backstage where Triple H was being interviewed.

While you were standing next to him with his hair hanging down, you were wearing just a very short mustard covered towel covering your naked body with open toed heels at your feet.

When the interviewer asked Triple H why you’re wearing just a towel, he replied with a smirk on his face that he’s gonna use your towel to wipe the sweat off of his body after the match and you’re not wearing anything under that towel.

After the match was over on television, with a smile on his face Triple H’s hand was reaching out trying to grab your towel.

You, on the other hand, didn’t want to remove that towel off of yourself.

Many fans in the audience---male ones especially---wanted to see you naked under that towel.

Despite that Triple H’s hand was trying to grab your towel, you kept trying to turn away from him.

The camera was instead filming and focusing on you refusing to share your towel with Triple H.

However, a month after this WWF moment, there was a WWF pay-per-view in England where you wore a seethru negligee with just a thong underneath it.

Just a few months before this WWF moment, you claimed that you were going to get naked in the ring on “Monday Night Raw”.

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Various WWF Wrestlers x Fem Reader- "Gentlemen Prefer Blondes"

There was a 15 man Battle Royale on a “Monday Night Raw” episode in June of 1997.

Some of the male wrestlers in this Battle Royale were Hunter Hearst Helmsley, Shawn Michaels, RockaBilly, Savio Vega, Rob Van Dam, Ahmed Johnson and more.

During the majority of this Battle Royale, you were standing outside of the ring watching the match and cheering for Hunter, beating your hands on the ring and making sure that your hands didn’t get crushed by these wrestlers’ booted feet.

In this Battle Royale, male wrestlers like Savio Vega, Mankind, Ahmed Johnson, Jesse James, Ken Shamrock, Flash Funk, and The Patriot managed to get eliminated out of the ring and match, some of them were eliminated by each other, such as Ahmed Johnson eliminating Mankind.

Now was your chance.

You then walked up the ring’s stairs, where the audiences’ eyes were now on you, eager to see what you’re going to do in this battle royale.

You had a purse slung around your body, and when you opened your purse up, you pulled out a platinum blond wig and put it on your head, pulling that wig over your hair and making sure your hair won’t fall out under that wig.

The wig you pulled out managed to not have hair sticking out all over the place and being a good quality wig.

You stood on top of the ring’s apron behind the ropes wearing a blond wig, and suddenly, many male wrestlers in this Battle Royale were drawn to you and noticed you standing there.

Those male wrestlers that saw you were Shawn Michaels, RockaBilly, Brian Pillman, Rob Van Dam, Scott Putski, and Tommy Rogers.

Those male wrestlers were standing on different sides of the ring but they noticed you with this blond wig.

Shawn, RockaBilly, Rob, Tommy and Brian all walked towards you with smiles on their faces where their eyes were all focused on you with blond hair.

Jerry Lawler on commentary was smiling into the microphone and shrieking how they’re drawn to you with blond hair.

Shawn even took one of your hands and kissed the top of it.

As those listed male wrestlers approached you, you smiled at them and even blew kisses towards them.

While these male wrestlers were distracted, Hunter approached them behind their backs and he tried eliminating them out of the ring, but sometimes Hunter threw punches to their faces.

You were the valet and manager for Hunter, so your job was to distract the opponents.

After Hunter was trying to eliminate these male wrestlers out of the ring, you carefully walked off of the ring’s apron and down the stairs, where your hand took your blond wig and put it back in your purse.

A woman putting on a blond wig was a very creative way to distract an opponent.

You putting that blond wig on to distract male wrestlers with your new beauty was inspired by a “Three’s Company” episode where Janet wears a blond wig and men are suddenly drawn to her.

Speaking of which, there are so many other male wrestlers you wish could’ve been in this Battle Royale, such as Scott Hall, Leif Cassidy if he didn’t have a handlebar moustache, Chris Jericho, ECW’s Nova and others.

However, sadly, many of those other male wrestlers were off in other companies.

Janet in that “Three’s Company” even said when so many men were surrounding her that “Why don’t you get a couple more guys?”, referring to different men swarming all over her.

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Hunter Hearst Helmsley, Brian Pillman x Fem Reader- "Happy Happy Joyce Joyce"

During a “Monday Night Raw” episode that aired in 1997, Hunter was standing alone in an empty locker room.

While he stood in this empty locker room, you popped up on screen by scurrying up to him wearing a very short, skintight, low cut spaghetti strapped dress with your cleavage hiked up and a smile on your face.

When you scurried to him, you approached him like how Janet Wood scurried in a black low cut dress and blond wig in that “Three’s Company” episode where Janet wears a blond wig.

You stopped walking once you stood close enough in front of Hunter.

“Hi” you greeted Hunter with a smile on your face and raising one of your hands quickly to wave at him, though that hand didn’t wave back and forth at him.

“Well?” you asked with a smile on your face, your hands and forearms making the same hand gestures Janet did when she asked that same word when she revealed herself in a new dress.

After you asked that, like Janet in that episode and scene, you turned your head and body sideways while still keeping a smile on your face, your chest and boobs bouncing while your eyes looking upward and your voice making the same noise Janet made after she asked “Well?”.

Your cleavage was bouncing like how Janet’s tits were bouncing during this moment.

“Aren’t you gonna say anything about my new dress?” you asked Hunter, asking him that with a smile on your face, your eyes now looking at him and putting your hands on your hips.

Your voice when you said all of this was completely different from your regular usual voice you used before.

This voice you put on was more high pitched and the same voice Janet put on when she wore a blond wig and black dress.

“The shorter, the better!” Hunter stated with a grin as his eyes examined you up and down.

“That’s what I like about it” you told Hunter. “And I think your opponent will, too!”

One of your hands patted and fluffed the ends of your hair on one side and then the other hand patted the ends of your hair on the opposite side.

After that, your fingers adjusted your hair strands and then both of your hands fluffed the bottom of your hair, only for the tips of your index fingers to slide down your bangs after that.

You were acting like how Janet was acting when Jack got the door.

“Hey Hunter!” Brian Pillman shouted with a grin on his face as he entered the locker room. “Wait ‘til you hear about my week!”

Hunter’s head turned when Brian called his name.

“I met the girl of my dreams!” Brian confessed when he walked closer to Hunter. “I’m telling you, I will never look at another…well, hello there!”

Brian’s head turned when he looked and noticed you, where he walked closer to you.

“Hi Brian” you greeted him with a smile on your face.

“Hi y/n” Brian said. “Y/N!”

Brian was startled when he realized that’s you in that short dress.

“What have you done to yourself?” Brian asked, now his face confused and puzzled.

“You noticed!” you mentioned to him with a smirk on your face. “What do you think of my new dress?”

When you asked Brian about your new dress, you shimmied your chest a little bit while your mouth smiled.

“Where’s the rest of it?” Brian asked.

Throughout this entire moment, your voice was completely different than usual.

Your voice throughout this moment was high pitched and sounded like Janet’s voice in that “Three’s Company” episode where she wears a blond wig and changes her personality.

That was the whole point of this entire moment, to recreate a scene from “Three’s Company”.

During this moment, you could’ve worn the same short white negligee Joyce Dewitt wears in my avatar or the short white negligee Suzanne Somers wore in a “Three’s Company” episode.

In fact, I even thought of the fem reader wearing those outfits.

These days, I’ve seen women complain about the 2000’s because the media encouraged women to be small and speak with high pitched baby voices like Paris Hilton and even the French movie Amelie.

Well, you were putting on a high pitched baby voice and acting like a bimbo a decade before Paris Hilton, although Rhonda Shear on “USA’s Up All Night”, Alicia Silverstone in “Clueless” and Christina Applegate on “Married with Children” were playing blond bimbos in pop culture during the 1990’s.

There’s also women and probably men who are unhappy about the 2000’s how tabloid culture, reality TV, “Girls Gone Wild” and Playboy magazine were things to aspire to and dominant representations for female role models.

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RockaBilly, Hunter Hearst Helmsley x Fem Reader- "Mood AF"

On a “Monday Night Raw” episode that aired in 1997, you were standing in a hallway in front of RockaBilly, who would later on be Billy Gunn.

“You’re SO cute!” you chirped in a high pitched voice while poking your index finger on his stomach, which made him smile.

He was distracted by you during this moment.

RockaBilly mentioned to you that he bought a new album called “Music To Put You in the Mood”.

“Oh, well that’s good” you replied still with that high pitched voice you put on, where you placed your hand behind RockaBilly’s neck and your opposite hand on your hip “Because I’m already in the mood”

The high pitched voice you spoke with was the same high pitched voice Janet put on in that “Three’s Company” episode where she puts on a blond wig and wears a low cut black dress.

In fact, this moment with you and RockaBilly was a recreation of a scene from that episode.

“Why don’t you and I go to your dressing room and warm up your stereo right now?”, you asked, your fingers walking on his chest.

RockaBilly’s eyes grew wide hearing that.

“I can’t” RockaBilly answered.

“Why not?” you asked him.

“Aren’t you dating Hunter Hearst Helmsley” RockaBilly asked.

“I am” you said, flirting with him. “But he doesn’t know this”

“Uh, um, I just remembered” RockaBilly lied, his head turning behind him to look. “My CD player’s broken!”.

“Billy” you said. “We could fix that”

When you said “We could fix that”, your fingers walked like how legs walk up his torso and you said that the same way Janet said that in that “Three’s Company” episode.  

Suddenly, Hunter burst onto the camera and began beating up RockaBilly, to which you ran away from them.

You did this to distract RockaBilly.

You could easily have done this moment in a wrestling match, but fans probably wouldn’t be able to hear your conversation when you distract the opponent or referee.

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Hunter Hearst Helmsley x Fem Reader- "New WWF Attitude"

The WWF’s Attitude era was an era of change.

No longer was the WWF appropriate for children of all ages to watch and cartoonish, the WWF’s Attitude era was edgier, bloodier, more violent, sexual and vulgar.

During the Attitude era, wrestlers who were babyfaces/good guys were no longer wholesome like Hulk Hogan, the Ultimate Warrior, Bret Hart and Ricky Steamboat.

Instead, babyface wrestlers during the Attitude era were antiheroes like Stone Cold Steve Austin and D Generation X.

Many wrestlers in the WWF had changed their gimmicks when the Attitude era emerged.

The aristocratic blueblood Hunter Hearst Helmsley became the denim jeans and leather jackets wearing Triple H making fellatio related insults while pointing at his crotch, the evil dentist Isaac Yankem and fake Diesel became the Undertaker’s brother Kane, and country singers RockaBilly and Jesse James would change their gimmicks and aesthetics form the New Age Outlaws together.

A few months before the WWF changed its logo and moniker to WWF Attitude, you were also changing your gimmick for the Attitude era.

At the end of 1997, you had your mind set on what you wanted to play for the WWF’s up-and-coming Attitude era.

You knew what you wanted to wear down to the ring.

However, you were unsure of what else you could do for your changing gimmick.

During the end of 1997, you were talking with your then boyfriend Hunter Hearst Helmsley off camera in a hotel room.

You and Hunter were discussing what you should do for your new wrestling gimmick.

You asked Hunter if you should act like Janet Wood in that “Three’s Company” episode where Janet puts on a blond wig and begins acting like a blond bimbo.

You’re definitely going to do some of the same things Janet does in that episode when she wears that blond wig, like fluff the bottom of your hair.

Maybe even look at your reflection while your hand holds up a tiny compact mirror.

Speaking of which, you asked Hunter if should speak with the same high pitched voice Janet puts on when she wears that blond wig with your new gimmick.

You definitely want to put on that voice Janet puts on when she wears that blond wig and black low cut dress, you even want to recreate things she’s said in that episode, but you’re not sure if that voice you put on will get you over with male fans.

Another question you asked Hunter was if you should have blond hair with your new gimmick and wear your hair like how Chrissy Snow on “Three’s Company” sometimes wore her hair.

Her hairstyles were adorable and would definitely fit your new gimmick.

It would be a little strange of you to be playing a bimbo yet you don’t have blond hair.

The most popular women in the WWF during the late 1990’s were always blonds like Sable, Debra and Sunny.

Hunter suggested all of this needs to be discussed with the creative staff and not with him.

Indeed, you had that planned out to talk with them.

At the end of 1997, you talked with the WWF’s creative staff backstage about what you should do with your new gimmick, if you should act and sound a certain way.

You’ve wondered and asked the WWF’s creative staff if you should wear the same short outdated “dolphin shorts” as they’re called women on “Three’s Company” would wear.

Since your gimmick was influenced by “Three’s Company” which was a show known as “jiggle TV”, you wondered and asked the WWF’s creative staff if you should dress like women that were on other jiggle TV shows at the time like “Charlie’s Angels”, “Wonder Woman” and others.

You even wonder if you should do moments in the WWF inspired by other jiggle TV like those other listed shows.

You’re definitely not going to do that weird snort Chrissy Snow did when she laughed.

Some of the long sleeved outfits Janet Wood wore on “Three’s Company” were ugly, ugly enough to be ripped off of you during bra & panties matches.

But some women during the Attitude era wore ugly, tacky outfits.

Speaking of tacky, you won’t wear those outdated long sleeved leotards women on “Three’s Company” wore even to wrestle in them in the ring.

During the WWF’s New Generation era when you were the valet for the blueblood aristocrat Hunter Hearst Helmsley, you would discuss with the WWF’s creative staff over what you should wear down to the ring with him.