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#okay but i do mix it in a bowl first then keep whisking in the pan#bc if you don't its just an egg sheet not scrambled eggs#like just don't use metal utensils and ur good. or use cast iron pans or something more resistant to scratches
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Henriëtte Ronner-Knip, A dog and her puppies
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Bugs Bunny flashed his pussy at Batman a la Basic Instinct
MultiVersus: Collision Detected #2 - "Sequence Breaking" (2024) written by Bryan Q. Miller art by Jon Sommariva & Matt Herms
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reasons to love harrison ford
1. hates donald trump 2. got his ear pierced at claires because why not 3. legit asks people to beat him up in action scenes EVEN NOW AS AN OLD MAN 4. is arguably one of the most iconic star wars characters yet couldnt give less of a crap abt star wars 5. the universe tried to kill him (or at least permanently incapacitate him) twice in 2015 and it only mildly inconvenienced him 6. flies helicopters in search and rescue missions 7. was in his 40s for the majority of the indiana jones series which is insane when you think about all the stunts involved 8. quote “the director yells cut and harrison cracks open a beer and then builds a fucking shed” 9. arguably sexy 10. points angrily and its super effective
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Read a fucking book.
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and with your help it can rack up 700k notes on tumblr in 2024
no tumblr this doesnt need tags im releasing it into the wild as god intended
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Best thing my grandfather ever taught me is that you’ve gotta let yourself grunt and groan when you’re doing something difficult. Makes it easier.
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"Un-uhlaive? UN-UHLAIVE? Ma'am, that man has been killed. He has been MUHDUHED. To DEATH."
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spin this wheel of all the pokemon. you now have to fight this pokemon. just you and it, bare-knuckle
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i hated that "all men think about is the Roman empire" meme bc like, literally all of the Latinists I know are women who talk about Roman senators like they're members of a boy band.
#theres literally only one dude i can think of who fits this bill#and hes just an ancient history nerd in general. rome just happens to fall under that
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I’m watching Splash (1984) which is a romcom about a guy who falls in love with a mermaid, and when she chooses a human name she chooses Madison and guy says “that’s not a real name, but alright” which seems to imply that Madison was not a name until at least the 80’s and all girls named Madison are actually named after the mermaid. thought you should know
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whys combat and military gear always got to look so fucking cool when the people wearing them just objectively arent. thats unfair
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