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You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.
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IF YOU ARE UNMARRIED, DON'T HAVE KIDS, AND HATE YOUR PARENTS PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HAVE A FUCKING WILL
this has been a public service announcement from your friendly neighborhood probate lawyer
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“I’m sorry you couldn’t find me. I have been in the woods. I put myself there because I couldn’t be good. I have been running with foxes and running with crows and I have found myself a home where no one goes.”
Florence Welch, from “Useless Magic.”
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Honestly this is the best thing I've ever heard
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“The Gambling Overlords: The Bringer of Misfortune and The Beloved Lady Luck”
Careful, they have tricks up their sleeves.~
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"Husk would be jealous of Angel's work-" Nah bro this is the vibe
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Y'all ever open a book on a new subject, read a little bit, and have to put it back so you can process the way in which your mind was just expanded?
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Bedroom Baker
CREATED BY ShinoKCR
Created for: The Sims 4
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I like haunted houses in theory BUT I have no idea how to react when the actors speak to you. They ask me a question and I just… answer it…
The scariest part of a haunted house is the unscripted social interaction.
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