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I am happy because everyone loves me

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anyone else wish they would get roped into a freaky friday body swap situation just for the hope that the other person will go "oh jesus fuck how do you live like this" and instantly validate your feelings of being Strange and Built Wrong.

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They're dropping the sequel to HRT which turns you into a beast or creature of some sort

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Okay you guys.

IF YOU PRIMARILY DO NOT SPEAK ENGLISH reply with what you mentally call it, if you have a nickname for it or something

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Gave up on this :P

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Winter Soldier metal arm study 💪

[Click for better quality, reblogs and tags highly appreciated]

I usually let myself colour pick from the ref but I was so strict with making sure I chose my own colours and god, I'm so proud

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Yk what's so fucking funny about Bucky knowing Walker's wife left him is Sam definitely told him that, or vice-versa he told Sam. Meaning they definitely gossip about Walker.

"BUCK YOU'RE NEVER GONNA BELIEVE IT OLIVIA LEFT WALKER"

"I knew it was gonna happen..."

"Sam, Walker's working with hitmen now"

"Called it. Shady ass."

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Batman: * enters the room with a bunch of children following behind *

JLA: ???

Green Lantern: Huh

Green Arrow: Batman, who the fuck are these kids?

Batman: Language

Batman: These are my children. Agent A is sick so I had to bring then in

Wonder Woman: I am not acquainted with the hero know as 'agent a'

Aquaman: As long as they don't cause trouble I don't see the issue

Flash: ???

Flash: You don't see the issue? Batman didn't have any kids until not that long ago where did they COME FROM???

Batman: ...

Batman: Oldest one i found in the circus

Batman: Second eldest was born from the shadows

Green Arrow: Wha-

Batman: Third one, i found in the trash

Batman: Fourth one followed me home after I forgot the door open

Batman: And my youngest my ex mailed to me

Aquaman: Mailed??

Batman: I tried to return him but the post office guy said neither Heaven nor Hell wanted him

Batman: Or anyone in Gotham, for that matter

JLA: ...

Flash: ...

Flash: ... sorry I asked

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i want. a cicada on one arm and a crayfish on the other

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me when i see an animal that is known for being in my area

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I assure you: somebody, somewhere, is on the exact same wavelength as you are.

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Oh my god, Tumblr exists. I almost forgot

anyways uhhh bucky barnes

+ a wip i’m too lazy to finish (i will someday i swear, i’ll just forget to post it here)

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THE ORC RUSH

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(The OTHER dungeon mart print I sold at anime north)

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“it means a part of me is still there. which means a part of the winter soldier is still in me.”

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by @8KAI_oxo7410